Having it out

Late that night they at last had it out…
At least he did… and waved it about…
Tried to get her undressed,
Had his fist round one breast…
So she socked him one, right on the snout!

Pitfalls

Sometimes, she thinks, life’s just the pits…
This damn guy, drunk, and groping her tits…
And he’s, like, her best mate…
And their first real date,
Which, of course, you know, thrills her to bits!