“Wanna fuck?” he said. She said “Say what?
Lemme see it… Is that all you got?
Lemme suck it and see…
You can have that for free…
Then I’ll fuck it maybe. Maybe not.”
Tag: fuck
Morning glory
Waking up, she ducked under the blanket…
To suck it, or fuck it, or wank it?
She just licked the knob,
But did such a good job,
That he came in her mouth! And she drank it!
Living dangerously
Long and bent, and as thick as her arm…
Like a donkey’s she’d seen on a farm!
Quite a job just to suck!
And the thought of a fuck…
Might it not do a woman great harm?
Family life
Wife and mum, it’s a bit of a struggle,
She sighed, kids’ and dad’s needs to juggle…
Kids tucked into bed,
Then their dad wants some head,
Or a fuck, when you just want to snuggle.
Below his station
Pretty, drunk and half naked, eyes glassy,
A slut, he supposed, cheap and brassy,
But still… what damn luck!
So he gave her a fuck,
In the lane out the back. Pretty classy!
Come by chance
Would he root her? He wouldn’t say never.
Great body, but not too damn clever.
He’ll just try his luck…
“Hey babe! Fancy a fuck?”
And she spits out her gum… “Yeah. Whatever.”
Jaded
“Goodness me! What a big cock!” she cooed.
“Fuck my arse off!” The woman’s so crude.
Bigger tits than his wife,
(She’s been under the knife).
All the same, he’s just not in the mood.
Hicksville
“In small towns,” she said, “ain’t much to do…
Ride in cars, smoke, get drunk till you spew.
Do some drugs, fuck and fight,
Same thing, night after night…
Mostly just findin’ new ways to screw.”
On thin ice
In her tight blouse and hot little skirt,
If she wants to be cheeky and flirt,
Be a prick-tease, in fact,
Well… it might be an act,
But then… one little fuck wouldn’t hurt!
Mateship
His best mate got the girl, to his sorrow,
But said “Tough luck, mate! You can borrow!
Mates share stuff! Alright!
So, I’ll fuck her tonight,
And I’ll lend her to you then, tomorrow!”