She was nervous, and not without reason.
The King’s Ball! Highlight of the season!
And if, then, perchance,
The king asked her to dance…
Or to fuck? To say no would be treason!
Tag: fuck
Hope springs eternal
He was hard in her hand, so hope glimmered;
So horny, it seemed, but so timid!
While she, hot to trot …,
Would he fuck her or not?
Having come to the boil, she simmered!
Maidenhead revisited
He gets part-way in, gives it a nudge,
Tries again, but her hymen won’t budge!
She says “Have one more go.
Fucking just do it!” So
A man shouldn’t, of course, hold a grudge.
The object of desire
A true gentleman rightly defers
To the lady, asks which she prefers…
The verb “fuck”, furthermore,
Needs an object, before
One can know to which hole it refers.
Maid in China
Tā shì hěn fēijīchăng, wǒ zhīdao,
Kěshì hěn xĭhuan kǒujiāo hé cào!
Měi yī tiān, měi ge wăn,
Tā yào chuī xião, chăo fàn!
Wǒ hěn gāoxìng, wǒ sān cì dă pào!
她 是 很 飞机场，我 知道，
可是 很 喜欢 口交 和 肏操。
每一 天， 每个 晚
她 要 吹箫，炒饭！
我 很 高兴， 我 三次 打泡！
She’s as flat as a pancake, I know,
But gives great head, and never says no!
She’d fuck all day and night,
Give me blow jobs… Alright!
I’ll come once, twice, three times in a row!
Indulgence
The monks fucked Sister Joan on a roster,
Reciting, meanwhile Pater Noster;
Mouth, bottom as well!
Would she then burn in Hell?
Or was God, like the monks, an imposter?
Splashing in the bilges
The ship’s cook loves a root, and to earn
A few bucks, the crew fuck her in turn;
A quick brush of the lips,
Then it’s stowed amidships,
Mostly fore, till it’s sore, then astern!
Number one wife
Tā de zhàngfu yǒu yīge dá diăo.
Bĭshĭ tā bú chéng yīge lăo piáo,
Bĭshĭ yě bú fābiāo,
Tā gěi hěn duō kǒujiāo
Měige wăn, bāng tā fàngsōng, shuì jiào!
她的 丈夫 有 一个 大 吊。
俾使 他 不 成 一个 老嫖，
俾使 也 不发飙，
她 给 很 多口交，
每个 晚，帮 他 放松，睡觉！
Her old man’s cock’s quite huge and, because
He might otherwise stick it in whores,
She gives plenty of head,
And he fucks her instead,
Till he’s worn out and smilingly snores!
Hard bargain
“No gold ring, no damn fuck!” They’d reached deadlock.
The old philosophical headlock;
He wanted a root?
Better buy a new suit,
And submit to good old holy wedlock!
The doctrine of the Assumption
The assumption she’d always begun with
Was men were just there to have fun with;
To tease, have a fling,
Fuck, or keep on a string,
Then move on, when it’s over and done with!