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Telepathy

Well, of course the girl’s drunk (and still drinking)…
Not hard to guess, though, what she’s thinking…
The way that she sits…
And she’s flashing her tits,
Blowing kisses and giggling and winking.

Author adminPosted on July 9, 2020Categories AOTags drunk, flashing tits, flirting, limerick

Harlot

Half naked damn whore! He’s distracted…
Quite shameless! Of course he reacted…
Reached out, grabbed her hair.
Threw her over a chair,
Spanked her arse and then xxxxed her! (REDACTED)

Author adminPosted on January 29, 2020January 30, 2020Categories AOTags flirting, limerick, spanked

The ruined dress

I suppose that’s what comes of one’s flirting,
She mused. Just a squeeze… and he’s squirting!
All over her dress!
Sticky, horrible mess!
Though it had been, at least, quite diverting!

Author adminPosted on December 4, 2019Categories AOTags flirting, hand job, limerick

Making the best of it

Well, she thought, as she lay there, legs spread,
If I’d known where it all might have led…
That’ll teach me to flirt!
Still, a root wouldn’t hurt,
In fact, might be quite nice, when all’s said.

Author adminPosted on April 2, 2019Categories AOTags consent, flirting, limerick, root

She had it coming

Served her right, more or less, she admitted,
Well-formed as she was, ample-titted,
For flirting like that,
To, in five minutes flat,
Have been face-down, arse-up, being spitted!

Author petePosted on November 15, 2018March 24, 2019Categories AOTags arse, big tits, flirting, limerick

The rough and tumble

When she drank, she’d get loud, start to stumble,
Her prissy veneer would crumble;
She’d tell filthy jokes
And start flirting with blokes,
Grab their cocks, and say “Fancy a tumble?”

Author petePosted on July 7, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags cocks, drunk, flirting, limerick, slutty

Divertimento

Teasing, leading men on, shameless flirting,
Though naughty, she found quite diverting;
Come on, get them hard,
Leave them mentally scarred!
All good funĀ and, fuck, who was it hurting?

Author petePosted on November 25, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags flirting, hard, limerick, prick teaser

School days

Schoolgirls, giggling and flirting in hallways.
Their crushes last weeks, not for always.
Not love, the boys know;
They make up for it though,
Giving head and in other such small ways.

Author petePosted on October 19, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags fellatio, flirting, giving head, limerick, schoolgirl

The disgruntled wife

“Dear chap,” she said, “Are you asserting
There’s some sort of harm in my flirting?
Good God! If, by luck,
I perhaps get a fuck,
It’s, at least, thank God, mildly diverting!”

Author petePosted on February 18, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags flirting, fuck, limerick

Flirting with danger

Boys and girls, in their hormonal teens,
Know what flirting and dirty talk means;
A girl wiggles her arse,
Soon she’s down on the grass,
A boy’s hand down the front of her jeans!

Author petePosted on January 24, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags arse, dirty talk, flirting, hormones, limerick

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