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Rum trifle

The bold hussy, not one who would stifle
The impulse, she gave him an eyeful!
The cut of her blouse,
Of course, meant to arouse
Any chap she chose, with whom to trifle!.

Author petePosted on July 16, 2018April 22, 2019Categories PGTags flashing tits, hussy, limerick

Beyond reasonable doubt

If he’d fucked her, that night, as she claimed,
(As he had), could a fellow be blamed?
She’d flashed tit in the bar,
Sucked his cock in the car;
Why was she not called out, named and shamed?

Author petePosted on July 10, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags consent, flashing tits, fucked, limerick, rape, sucking cock

Doing the dirty

She could act quite the slut, when it suited,
Get drunk, flash her tits and get rooted.
Most nights, in fact, though,
If asked out, she said no,
And stayed home and, like, just self-polluted.

Author petePosted on May 10, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags female masturbation, flashing tits, limerick, rooted, self pollution, slut

Flasher

Rather cheeky perhaps, a bit rash,
She’d have said no, except for the cash,
“Get your tits out and smile,”
He said. “Yeah, That’s the style!
Spread your legs a bit more, baby…  FLASH!”

Author petePosted on April 11, 2018May 7, 2019Categories AOTags flasher, flashing tits, limerick, tits

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