Unfazed

“Oh! It’s just you… you gave me a scare!”
She said, shower-damp, glistening, bare…
“Don’t you live down the street?
Would you please be so sweet
As to pass the shampoo while you’re there?”

Out there

Her new dress was… umm… more than suggestive,
The look, what there was of it festive…
Bows here and there…
She went out, for a dare,
And the natives were bug-eyed and restive!