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Thy rod and thy staff

While she chanted the twenty-third psalm,
Her bare arse felt the sting of the palm
Of the priest. With each slap
Something stirred in his lap,
To her ever-increasing alarm!

Author petePosted on November 4, 2013June 29, 2024Categories PGTags arse, erection, limerick, nun, priest, slap, spanking, twenty third psalm

Ridiculous notion

She perused his hard, glistening shaft,
Sized it up, rolled her eyes, and she laughed!
“Put that thing in my what?
I should think bloody not!
Damn! A woman would have to be daft!

Author petePosted on November 4, 2013June 29, 2024Categories PGTags big penis, erection, first time, limerick, shaft, virgin

Bewitched

The poor chap was completely bewitched,
By her voice, so seductively pitched,
By the way her breasts swayed,
(Which his hard cock betrayed),
And the way, when she walked, her arse twitched!

Author petePosted on October 27, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags arse, breasts, cock, erection, limerick, seductive

Interpersonal skills

He liked girls, and he liked a selection,
But felt neither love nor affection.
A girl was a doll,
Something soft, with a hole
Into which he could stick his erection.

Author petePosted on October 25, 2013December 4, 2019Categories AOTags doll, erection, hole, limerick, love, male chauvinism

Silent partner

In a corner, concealed, he lurks.
She undresses; he leers and smirks.
He imagines her shock,
Should she see his fat cock,
At which, watching, his sweaty hand jerks!

Author adminPosted on October 13, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags cock, erection, jerk, leer, limerick, masturbation, undress, voyeur

Participatory democracy

The top sheet was impressively tented,
The bed damp, the air musky-scented.
She thought, with a grin,
As she took it all in,
She was awfully glad she’d consented!

Author adminPosted on August 20, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags consent, erection, limerick, musky

Zeitgeist

It was maybe the vibe, the zeitgeist.
Just his smile and a wink had sufficed
To attract her regard;
She could see he was hard,
And was already halfway enticed!

Author adminPosted on August 10, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags erection, hard, limerick, zeitgeist

Lip reading

He could see the girl’s pussy lips move
Round the seam of her pants, and the groove
In between them, and they
Seemed distinctly to say
“From your own bulge, you seem to approve!”

Author adminPosted on July 1, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags bulge, erection, groove, labia, limerick, lip reading, pants, pussy, pussy lips

Friends with benefits

They were good mates. She gave him a hug.
They lay down on the couch, nice and snug.
She was taken off guard,
When she felt him get hard.
“Let’s not waste that,” she said, with a shrug.

Author adminPosted on June 22, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags erection, fuck-buddies, hard, hug, limerick, mates

An unexpected visitor

He creeps into her room. Her pulse quickens.
He’s naked! She thinks “What the Dickens!”
She’s naked as well,
And turned on, truth to tell;
The plot lengthens and reddens, and thickens!

Author adminPosted on June 11, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags erection, intruder, limerick, naked, the plot thickens, turned on

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