“Look at you, pet, all sulky and sniffy!”
She said. “Just keep rubbing your stiffy!
Your friend’s almost done,
Then some nice buttered bun!
Slip, slop, slap! You’ll get off in a jiffy!”
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Soft selling
Soft in all the right places, sweet-smelling;
She winked, and he felt his cock swelling!
No harm, then, in trying,
Let on he was buying,
Depending on if she was selling!
Nature study
Naked, out in the woods, in the drizzle,
She fondles her stallion’s great pizzle.
It stiffens, of course,
So a man, like a horse,
If she does this to him, maybe his’ll.
Showing her appreciation
She gives in to the lust he arouses,
Dons one of her sexiest blouses;
She means to enjoy
This delivery boy,
As she eyes off the bulge in his trousers!
The rhythm method
He could dance a mean tango, lambada,
Performed with finesse, grace and ardour;
The problem, she found,
As he twirled her around,
Was his cock getting harder and harder!
The spirit made flesh
The soft swell of her bosom sufficed …
Father Flanagan muttered “Oh Christ!”
As she knelt at the rail…
What red-blooded male
Would not be, like him, damn enticed?
Sex education for Catholics
Then her mother said “Mind my words, Brigid.
Men’s pricks are always halfway rigid.
Don’t go tempting fate;
Once it’s done, it’s too late!
Keep your panties on, act like you’re frigid.”
Getting on
He got hard, less hard, less and less often;
Got hard, then the bastard would soften!
Still wanted it though,
So he’d still have a go,
Till laid out, cold and stiff, in his coffin!
Imperfect memory
To the best of her vague recollection,
He had a strange, crooked erection;
A curious bend
And a big bulbous end,
Which had tasted odd, too, on reflection.
Victor’s secret
He had rather a strange predilection;
He owned an extensive collection
Of panties and bras,
From whores, Hollywood stars,
Which he’d fondle, to get an erection.