Her opponent complained that her grunt,
When she served, was some kind of a stunt,
But the umpire found
That the off-putting sound
Didn’t come from her mouth, but her cunt!
Tag: cunt
Fire sale
She wants cock, doesn’t mind too much whose…
Her hot cunt is beginning to ooze!
Does a girl have to beg?
Bend and spread? Cock a leg?
What the fuck does a man have to lose?
Gorilla
He exuded a strong, manly pong,
Had a cock though, like bloody King Kong!
Though he’d hurt her, no doubt,
Turn her cunt inside out,
What the fuck! she thought. Off with the thong!
Elasticity of demand
Circumstance of the utmost felicity!
Girls of all creeds and ethnicity,
Short, tall or small,
God has blessed, one and all
With remarkable cunt elasticity!
Well engineered
Well, her cunt hadn’t split, as he’d feared,
He mused, as his orgasm neared.
Though fucked with great vigour,
It stretched and got bigger,
Yet tight still, a good thing, but weird.
An unexpected pleasure
She was rather put out, and quite rightfully…
Cunt worse for wear (but not frightfully).
Fucked like a whore!
Though she fought him, and swore,
Still she came. God, she came! Damn delightfully!
Initiation
She was buxom, big-arsed and plump-thighed.
The poor boy! He had no place to hide!
And him, scarcely developed,
Half-smothered, enveloped,
Bestraddled, cunt-struck, hers to ride!
Similes
On the stage, the entrancing young stripper
Enticingly pulled down her zipper…
Arse cheeks like full moons,
Tits like down-filled balloons,
And a cunt like a kid leather slipper!
The charlatan
The sly preacher proclaimed she’d be cured
By faith, and his seminal fluid.
They prayed, she undressed;
She was orally blessed,
And her cunt sacramentally skewered!
The cuckold
His wife’s favours, with which she was sparing,
He relished , when offered, past caring,
‘Twixt passion and gloom,
Never thinking with whom
Her soft breasts, her warm cunt, he was sharing.