Seventh heaven! thought randy Snow White.
Horny runts! They’d been at her all night!
Only up to her cunt,
(Grumpy came with a grunt)
Cocks like donkeys, for all their small height!
Tag: cunt
Universal adaptor
It’s a matter of quite some felicity,
Cunts have such great elasticity;
Lovely and slick,
To fit any size prick,
Cranked by hand, or by mains electricity!
Beginner’s luck
Conscience nagged, but the girl wasn’t listening,
Naked, her cunt wet and glistening.
Barely of age,
And naive, still, to gauge,
By the look on her face at the christening!
Samson and Delilah
Samson’s downfall was rooting Delilah,
That Philistine slut! That defiler!
Cunt-struck, drunk and smitten,
Shaved, weak as a kitten,
They found him. No whore was there viler!
Hirsute, to suit
He was funny, and slightly perverse;
He liked rubbing her “little fur purse”!
It was all that he craved;
He just loved her unshaved,
And a cunt might be called things much worse.
The long and the short of it
Men’s cocks vary, but does the size matter?
One’s little, one longer and fatter.
If cunts had a voice,
And were offered a choice,
Would they they opt for the former or latter?
Coming clean
Her cunt frothing with soap or shampoo,
Fingers flying, she comes! I am too!
Did she know I could see?
Did it it have to be me?
Did she not even give a damn who?
Clammy
Slender, sloe-eyed, she looked sort of elfish…
Entranced, and by nature unselfish,
He gave her a screw,
Then went down on her too,
And her cunt tasted rather like shell-fish!
The quickie
She said “Mmm, do you fancy a quickie?”
His hand found her hot, moist and sticky,
Her tits nice to squeeze,
As she parted her knees.
“Just my cunt. From in front. Nothing tricky!”
The secret vice
“She’s unrootable, mate,” my mate sighed.
“I gave up, although God knows I tried.
Hell, I got in the tip,
But her cunt’s got a grip
Like a vice! It hurt so much, I cried!”