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Intemperance

Gosh! she said to herself, as she showered…
Poor girl, she’d been quite overpowered…
That furious screw…
And he’d eaten her too!
Well, not eaten, so much, as devoured!

Author adminPosted on July 16, 2020July 16, 2020Categories AOTags consent, cunnilingus, limerick, oral sex

Fizzy

After three or four glasses of fizzy,
Miss Edwards lay giggling and dizzy,
Her legs in the air,
Fingers tousling his hair,
Where his tongue and his fingers were busy!

Author adminPosted on December 10, 2019Categories AOTags champagne, cunnilingus, limerick

Cold comfort

Her cold heart began, slowly, to melt.
If she’d known how the poor fellow felt…
He’d confessed though, at last…
More tongue! Not so damn fast!
She cried, clasping his head, where he knelt.

Author adminPosted on December 4, 2019Categories AOTags cold heart, cunnilingus, limerick, love, oral, tongue

Honey bee

His nose twitches. Unfailing detector!
Fresh pussy approaching his sector!
He’s spotted the source…
As a matter of course,
Soon he’s greedily sipping her nectar!

Author adminPosted on October 10, 2019Categories AOTags cunnilingus, limerick, pheromones, pussy

Coming of age

“Pa, he’s savin’ his skin I expec’,
Lyin’ skunk. He’s my brother, but heck!
He din’t fuck me, just watch,
But he et out my crotch!
He was in it right up to his neck!

Author petePosted on November 6, 2018March 25, 2019Categories AOTags cunnilingus, hillbillies, incest, limerick, rape

Impatience

He thought foreplay was much over-rated,
The turning her on, while he waited…
All too bloody much…
The cunt-licking and such,
While his throbbing erection deflated!

Author petePosted on August 16, 2018April 20, 2019Categories AOTags cunnilingus, cunt, erection, foreplay, limerick

Yum!

He was not like most blokes. She was puzzled.
When licking her pussy, he guzzled,
Tongue-lashed her and chewed.
Nibble! Slurp! Was she food?
“Damn”, she thought. “The man ought to be muzzled!”

Author petePosted on August 5, 2018April 20, 2019Categories AOTags cunnilingus, licking pussy, limerick, pussy

Marine biology

I must tell you, he said, with a wink,
That your pink bits are not so much pink;
They’re more purple-ish-mauve-y,
A hint of anchovy,
In colour and taste, both, I think!

Author petePosted on July 19, 2018April 21, 2019Categories AOTags anchovy, cunnilingus, limerick, pink bits

Gourmand

It occasioned a bit of a scuffle;
Her cunt smelled of nutmeg and truffle.
Nice mouth-feel too,
Mushroom-meaty to chew,
And well worth the ensuing kerfuffle!

Author petePosted on May 8, 2018April 25, 2019Categories AOTags cunnilingus, cunt, limerick, mouth-feel

All you can eat

The young waitress, a pert little tart,
Said “Buffet? Or you want a la carte?”
He liked what he saw…
“Let’s say twenty bucks more,
And I get to eat you… just to start!”

Author petePosted on May 8, 2018April 25, 2019Categories AOTags cunnilingus, eating pussy, limerick, prostitution, tart

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