After three or four glasses of fizzy,
Miss Edwards lay giggling and dizzy,
Her legs in the air,
Fingers tousling his hair,
Where his tongue and his fingers were busy!
Tag: cunnilingus
Cold comfort
Her cold heart began, slowly, to melt.
If she’d known how the poor fellow felt…
He’d confessed though, at last…
More tongue! Not so damn fast!
She cried, clasping his head, where he knelt.
Honey bee
His nose twitches. Unfailing detector!
Fresh pussy approaching his sector!
He’s spotted the source…
As a matter of course,
Soon he’s greedily sipping her nectar!
Coming of age
“Pa, he’s savin’ his skin I expec’,
Lyin’ skunk. He’s my brother, but heck!
He din’t fuck me, just watch,
But he et out my crotch!
He was in it right up to his neck!
Impatience
He thought foreplay was much over-rated,
The turning her on, while he waited…
All too bloody much…
The cunt-licking and such,
While his throbbing erection deflated!
Yum!
He was not like most blokes. She was puzzled.
When licking her pussy, he guzzled,
Tongue-lashed her and chewed.
Nibble! Slurp! Was she food?
“Damn”, she thought. “The man ought to be muzzled!”
Marine biology
I must tell you, he said, with a wink,
That your pink bits are not so much pink;
They’re more purple-ish-mauve-y,
A hint of anchovy,
In colour and taste, both, I think!
Gourmand
It occasioned a bit of a scuffle;
Her cunt smelled of nutmeg and truffle.
Nice mouth-feel too,
Mushroom-meaty to chew,
And well worth the ensuing kerfuffle!
All you can eat
The young waitress, a pert little tart,
Said “Buffet? Or you want a la carte?”
He liked what he saw…
“Let’s say twenty bucks more,
And I get to eat you… just to start!”
Oral testimony
The saloon whore said “Yessirree, Marshall,
I reckon I’m gettin’ damn partial
To bein’ et out,
Makes me come like get out,
Your sweet tongue, or that walrus moustache’ll!