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Going forward

She’d said yes, although under duress;
When he’d done, though, she had to confess
It had been rather fun,
Once the fuck had begun,
Never mind that the sheets were a mess!

Author adminPosted on August 26, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags consent, first time, fuck, limerick, virgin, virginity

Participatory democracy

The top sheet was impressively tented,
The bed damp, the air musky-scented.
She thought, with a grin,
As she took it all in,
She was awfully glad she’d consented!

Author adminPosted on August 20, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags consent, erection, limerick, musky

Shagworthy

Although skinny, her knees and wrists knobbly,
Her tits are humungous and wobbly,
And though not a slag,
If you ask for a shag,
Though she’ll grumble, she’ll still say yes, prob’ly.

Author adminPosted on August 14, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags big tits, consent, limerick, shag, skinny, slag, tits

Small mercy

She’d said no, to which he was resigned,
But she suddenly, then, changed her mind.
“So, she loves me!” he thought.
Nothing, though of the sort;
She was only, in fact, being kind.

Author adminPosted on August 11, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags charity fuck, consent, limerick, love

In the heat of the night

Furtive, into her bedroom he crept;
They made love, which was lovely, except
That, although he came twice,
It just would have been nice
Had it not all occurred while she slept!

Author adminPosted on July 31, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags asleep, came, consent, limerick, made love, slept

Real trouper

It almost dislocated her jaw,
Her poor pussy was rubbed red and raw.
There was one hole to go!
Though she could have said no,
She winked lewdly and came on hard-core.

Author adminPosted on July 16, 2013December 4, 2019Categories AOTags anal, big penis, consent, fellatio, hard core, hole, lewd, limerick, pussy

She giggles

The girl giggles and squeals and fights.
Kicking, bucking, she scratches and bites.
She does all she can do,
But he’s fucking her through
A convenient hole in her tights!

Author adminPosted on July 5, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags bite, consent, fights, fucking, limerick, scratch, tights

Bravado

She cried “Lord! Stick your finger in first!
From the size of that thing, I might burst!
No, I’m not saying no.
I might give it a go …
Oh my God! What the fuck! Do your worst!

Author adminPosted on June 17, 2013October 23, 2023Categories AOTags big penis, burst, consent, do your worst, finger, fuck, limerick, size, WTF

The rending of the curtain

“Does that hurt?” he enquired, politely,
“No, no, it feels good!” she said brightly.
Then, on the next stroke,
Something inside her broke!
“God! That’s torn it!” he muttered, contritely.

Author adminPosted on June 16, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags consent, hymen, limerick, politeness, virgin, virginity

No time like the present

Much and all as beforehand she’d lusted,
Once naked, the poor girl grew flustered.
She begged him, “Not now!”
But got fucked anyhow,
And she found that she quickly adjusted.

Author adminPosted on June 13, 2013February 7, 2023Categories AOTags consent, fucked, lust, naked, no time like the present

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