Tits and face caked with globs of pearl jam,
Cum like snot dripping out of her clam,
She though “God! I’m a slut!
Fuckin cum-bucket, but,
Funny thing is I don’t give a damn!”
Tag: clam
Give and take
Disillusioned, his marriage a sham,
His wife’s pussy as tight as a clam,
He began an affair.
Did his wife even care?
Not a fig. Not a gold-plated damn!
Lamarckian evolution
Human woman: a curious mammal.
Lips painted, claws shiny enamel,
Tits rather too big,
A cunt shaped like a fig,
Or a clam, or the toe of a camel.