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What friends are for

She bumped into, and fucked, an old flame;
It was good fun. They laughed and she came.
Then he screwed her again.
What a prince among men!
That they’d broken up seemed such a shame!

Author petePosted on July 22, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags came, fucked, limerick, old flame, screwed

Facing up to it

She was friendly, good-looking, but dumb;
Pretty face and great tits, a nice bum.
Once he’d got her undressed,
Though she did do her best…
When he came… she was all overcome!

Author petePosted on November 14, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags big tits, bum, came, come, dumb, limerick, tits, undressed

In the heat of the night

Furtive, into her bedroom he crept;
They made love, which was lovely, except
That, although he came twice,
It just would have been nice
Had it not all occurred while she slept!

Author adminPosted on July 31, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags asleep, came, consent, limerick, made love, slept

The bastard

Naked, oily, her skin and cunt glistening,
Noone to see, noone listening,
Loudly she came!
Though the child bore his name,
Still he didn’t turn up for the christening!

Author adminPosted on May 18, 2013June 26, 2024Categories AOTags came, cunt, limerick, naked, oily, outdoor sex, pregnant

Snow White, the untold story

Seventh heaven! thought randy Snow White.
Horny runts! They’d been at her all night!
Only up to her cunt,
(Grumpy came with a grunt)
Cocks like donkeys, for all their small height!

Author adminPosted on May 3, 2013June 26, 2024Categories AOTags big penis, came, cock, cunt, limerick, randy, runt, Snow White, Snow White and the seven dwarves

Spilt milk

As his hand slid up under her dress,
She sighed “Yes! Oh my God! Touch me! Yes!”
While she pulled down his zip;
She just tickled the tip,
And he came in hand! What a mess!

Author adminPosted on March 12, 2013June 21, 2024Categories AOTags came, hand job, hand under dress, limerick, masturbation, premature ejaculation, touching, zip, zipper

Eine kleine Nachtmusik

She intuitively, somehow, knew
She’d had sex in her sleep, although who
It could be came and went…
What the subterfuge meant,
She knew not… though the suspects were few.

Author adminPosted on February 25, 2013June 20, 2024Categories PGTags asleep, came, limerick, sleeping girl

Comings and goings

She used often have men come to visit,
Who spoke of her charms as exquisite.
She made love in ways
Meant to thrill and amaze;
That they came, then, is no surprise, is it?

Author petePosted on July 23, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags came, come, limerick

Au clair de la lune

He just wanted to have a quick look…
As he pulled down the sheet, his hand shook…
Moonlight shone on her breast…
He grew strangely distressed…
And he came! That was all that it took!

Author petePosted on March 27, 2012August 9, 2020Categories AOTags breast, came, limerick, peeping tom, sheet, voyeur

Silken ropes

As the buckles and silken ropes tightened,
She shivered, excited and frightened;
The fuck, in itself,
Was just straight off the shelf,
But her high, when she came (twice) was heightened!

Author petePosted on February 22, 2012August 2, 2020Categories AOTags bondage, buckles, came, fuck, limerick, ropes

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