“You’re a cad and a bounder, she cursed.
“Rape me! Bugger me! Do your damn worst!
Tie me up, if you must,
From your excess of lust…
But for God’s sake, go down on me first!”
Tag: buggery
Favour
“You’re a good fuck,” she said, straight, no fuss.
“And you’ve got a nice cock…that’s a plus…
I’d quite like… you might too…
And I’d like if you do…
If you’d bugger me… just between us.”
Skinning a cat
“I do value my virtue quite highly…
My pussy, that is,” she said shyly…
“But no one would know
If you buggered me though…
And went down on me too,” she said slyly
Crumbs
Since their first day at school girlhood chums…
He said “Bend over girls.” She thought “Crumbs!
Gosh, what horrible luck…
Not a plain simple fuck…
Not the way that he’s fondling our bums!”
Shit happens
Did he not think it felt a bit tight…
That, somehow, something wasn’t quite right?
Was it just a mistake,
Being not quite awake?
Or he buggered her out of plain spite!
Unchivalrous
When he raped her, she tried to be brave,
But, of course, ne’er forgot, nor forgave,
(Although whom could she tell)…
And then buggered, as well!
Damn Sir Francis, the dastardly knave!
Merrie England
Life at court involved plots and skulduggery,
Scandals and sex, hugger-muggery,
Graces and airs
And clandestine affairs,
Not to mention a lot of plain buggery.
Whore-ticulture
Quite the lady, she said, self-assured,
“The buggery, yes, I endured,
But go back in front?
Lady garden or cunt,
I don’t want the thing bloody manured!”
TKO
Firm of flesh, strong of will, round of vowel;
No man’s cock would enter her bowel!
She argued at length,
Fought with all of her strength,
But, alas, had to throw in the towel.
The loophole
Christian women, God’s virgins, rejoice!
For small blessings, give thanks, raise your voice!
No, of course you can’t screw
As unsaved women do…
There’s still buggery though… It’s your choice!