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Compulsion

It was not just the fit, but her heat…
Her cunt salty, her mouth and breath sweet…
The soft heave of her breasts…
Whispered, urgent requests
He obeyed… but would never repeat!

Author petePosted on October 28, 2015July 6, 2024Categories AOTags breasts, compulsion, cunt, limerick, mouth

Pressing her buttons

Candles, flutes; she relaxed, closed her eyes.
His strong hands rubbed her breasts and her thighs,
So damn sensually
That eventually
She begged “Fuck me!” midst soft moans and sighs.

Author petePosted on September 16, 2015July 6, 2024Categories AOTags breasts, fuck, limerick, massage, thighs

Come warm yourself by the fire

Music plays, the warm firelight flickers;
He’s plied her with sweet potent liquors.
She feebly protests,
As he squeezes her breasts,
While his other hand gropes in her knickers.

Author petePosted on August 2, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags breasts, Com, consent, grope, knickers, limerick, liquor, seduction

Let down

He pressed into her big breasts and nuzzled;
Her milk flowed, he greedily guzzled.
“Bit odd!” she thought, bored,
But the fact he ignored
The best bits, down below, left her puzzled!

Author petePosted on December 8, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags big breasts, breast milk, breasts, lactation, limerick

Ban the burqa

Between her thighs crouching may lurk a
Mad muslim, a Russian, a Turk, a
Drug fiend, and her breasts
Might be suicide vests…
God! Who knows what she’s got in her burqa?

Author petePosted on November 3, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags ban the burqa, breasts, burqa, limerick, thighs

Kippers

As the Mistress tucked into her kippers,
Bare-breasted, in nightgown and slippers,
The butler stood by
(And the cook’s son and I,
Hidden, smirking, cocks straining at zippers!)

Author petePosted on April 17, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags bare-breasted, breasts, butler, cock, erection, limerick, zipper

Prudence

Puckered nipples, small breasts, sweet and biteable!
Clitoris twitchy, excitable!
Too young though, hence
It might cause her offence,
Which might also, alas, be indictable!

Author petePosted on March 12, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags breasts, clitoris, indictable offence, limerick, nipples, under-age

Feminine mystique

She was beautiful, tall young and sleek,
Ample-breasted, lips bee-stung, unique!
She lay sprawled on his bed,
“I could eat you!” he said,
Which was true, although said tongue-in-chic!

Author petePosted on December 3, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags bed, breasts, chic, cunnilingus, limerick, lips, sleek, sprawled, tongue, tongue in cheek, young

Winner takes all (off)

Both big-breasted, both tall and broad-hipped,
Jeans unzipped, T-shirts off, bras unclipped!
Panties off! Pussies bare!
The blonde won by a hair!
Hard to split! The brunette just outstripped!

Author petePosted on November 25, 2013March 26, 2020Categories PGTags big breasts, bra, breasts, limerick, panties, pussies, pussy, striptease

Porca Madonna

He was painting a modern nativity;
Naked, as was his proclivity,
Preoccupied,
It could not be denied,
By his model’s breasts’ plunging declivity!

Author petePosted on November 11, 2013June 29, 2024Categories PGTags artist and model, artist's model, breasts, cleavage, limerick, naked

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