An earful

To be just a wee bit hard of hearing,
In old chaps, is rather endearing,
And codgers thus blessed
May lean close to one’s breast,
Which they should, of course, do without leering!

After dinner

“You’re a fine looking girl,” he says slyly.
“Umm…Thank you my lord,” she says shyly.
He squeezes her breasts,
And he turns to his guests…
“Not quite ripe enough yet,” he say dryly.