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Staple in her navel

She was beautiful, red-cheeked and fresh,
Wearing panties, bra, stockings of mesh;
He imagined what he
Would be doing were she
Not a photo, but there in the flesh!

Author adminPosted on April 11, 2013June 24, 2024Categories AOTags bra, flesh, limerick, mesh stockings, panties, pin-up

Starting at the top

When her bra straps had been gently eased
Off her shoulders, her nipples been teased
Until taut and erect,
Did she fret or object?
No, she wanted her goddam tits squeezed!

Author adminPosted on March 20, 2013June 21, 2024Categories PGTags bra, breasts, erect, erect nipples, limerick, nipples, squeezed, teased

Archimedes’ principle

Women’s breasts are assessed by quotation
Of bra size, that cryptic notation,
Say 34B,
38 double-D;
Note: the latter give better flotation.

Author adminPosted on March 7, 2013June 21, 2024Categories PGTags 34B, 38DD, Archimedes principle, big breasts, bra, bra size, limerick

The value of manners

She’d been slowly, politely denuded,
Her panties and bra too included;
Spreadeagled, she lay,
With those parts on display,
Where no man, before him, had intruded.

Author petePosted on June 16, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags bra, first time, limerick, panties, spreadeagled, virgin

Girt

Her full breasts dangled over her girdle;
Her bra gone, her tights still to hurdle.
“Come on!” she cried, giggling,
Her big bosom jiggling,
“My milk is beginning to curdle!”

Author petePosted on November 2, 2011July 27, 2020Categories PGTags bosom, bra, breasts, girdle, limerick, milk

Compatible

They discussed body-art and film noir,
Retro-chic and soft porn and Degas;
Then they drank more tequila,
And by Pancho Villa,
She’d stripped to her panties and bra.

Author petePosted on November 2, 2011July 27, 2020Categories AOTags body art, bra, limerick, panties, porn, stripped, tequila

Sweater girl

She felt sexy, dressed in her tight sweater;
Not wearing a bra made it better!
When men turned to stare,
Had she chosen to wear
Any panties, they’d now be much wetter!

Author petePosted on October 15, 2011June 11, 2020Categories AOTags bra, limerick, no bra, no panties, panties, wet, wet panties

The gasp

He unfastened her brassiere clasp;
She emitted a small startled gasp.
But the next part was best,
When he licked at each breast,
With a tongue like a hot, fleshy rasp.

Author petePosted on October 6, 2011June 11, 2020Categories AOTags bra, brassiere, breast, limerick, tongue

Consider the lilies of the field

Her silk panties were rather too frilly,
Her peek-a-boo bra just looked silly;
With breasts such as those,
And a cunt like a rose,
Lingerie was just gilding the lily!

Author petePosted on September 27, 2011May 11, 2020Categories AOTags bra, breasts, cunt, limerick, lingerie, panties, silk

A peculiar thing

A girl’s bra’s quite a curious thing,
Just two triangles, joined by some string
That uncertainly sits
On her unruly tits
Which would much rather dangle and swing.

Author petePosted on August 1, 2011May 11, 2020Categories PGTags bra, limerick, tits

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