But

Her first anal… not too awful… but…
Well, she feels like a bit of a slut…
Like, there’s shit up there, right?
And it’s too fucking tight!
Yep, it’s mostly a pain in the butt.

Ho hum

He said “Thank you for letting me come
Up your tight little virginal bum,
And for sucking me too…
Such a sweet thing to do…
While you suck, could you possibly hum?”

A tight spot

She was quite understandably frightened…
Her poor puckered ass sphincter tightened…
One finger, then two…
Then his cock… what to do?
Clutch the bedhead and sob, knuckles whitened!

Shit happens

Did he not think it felt a bit tight…
That, somehow, something wasn’t quite right?
Was it just a mistake,
Being not quite awake?
Or he buggered her out of plain spite!