Retraction

Silly bitch, how she over-reacted…
The way that her arsehole contracted…
Fair leapt off the bed…
“You consented,” he said…
“Well,” she screamed… “Now it’s fucking retracted!”

Afterglow

She grew tired, began to perspire,
Kept count of the cost of her hire…
She’d done pretty well…
Suck, fuck, anal as well…
Just a pity her prices weren’t higher!

Ho hum

Married, kids… sex is kinda ho-hum…
Like her pussy’s somehow just gone numb…
Hubby can’t go without it, 
Says “Babe, how about it?”
She sighs, “Maybe try up my bum.”

A bridge too far

Miffed, she glared at him, brows pinched, lips pursed…
“Get it out of my arsehole!” she cursed.
“Fucking accident? Right!
Was it not fucking tight?
You at least could have fucking spat first!”