anal – Pete's Limericks

Best forgotten

Her first romance, alas, was ill fated…
He fucked her the first time they dated…
Drunk, back to a wall…
Far as she could recall…
Up her arse… that was what she’d most hated.

Nervous titter

“Look, I ain’t gettin twisted and bitter,”
She said, with a weak little titter.
“I like a good root…
Even rough, yeah, but shoot!
I ain’t never been fucked up me shitter!”

Plan A

As she works on her all-over tan,
She thinks God! Gotta get me a man!
Hit the bars, strut my stuff…
Cop a root… a bit rough…
Maybe up the arse… Sounds like a plan.

Passing fancy

It’s a dull life, it seems, academia,
Pen-pushing, nothing much seamier.
Sometimes, with luck,
A young woman to fuck ,
For a pass… up the arse… somewhat steamier!

Swap meet

“We can both fuck you, right?
She nods. “Yeah.”
“Head or pussy?” says one. “Who goes where?”
“And my arse too, okay?”
She says. “Any which way…
Take your pick, take your time. Swap and share!”

When he’d fucked her hard, balls-deep and rough,
“Spread your arse!” he said, mean-like and tough…
“I ain’t finished yet, bitch!”
“Arse or cunt, don’t mind which…
Just spit first,” she said, calling his bluff.

Love hurts

She remained resolutely enamoured…
“I l-l-l-love you!” she stammered,
Not even appalled
By her tits being mauled,
And her poor pretty arse being hammered!

A cock has no conscience

Though their romance was still only nascent,
She’d somehow become too complacent…
She lay on her front…
His cock nosed at her cunt…
But plunged into the hole that’s adjacent!

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