Well… the sex, on the whole, had been ghastly…
His huge cock, his roughness, and lastly…
Good lord! Simply heinous…
He’d fucked her damn anus…
The cad… which offended her vastly!
Tag: anal
A bridge too far
Miffed, she glared at him, brows pinched, lips pursed…
“Get it out of my arsehole!” she cursed.
“Fucking accident? Right!
Was it not fucking tight?
You at least could have fucking spat first!”
State of the art
His new fucking-machine’s all high tech…
She’s strapped down on the bench… What the heck!
Well… Imagine her shock…
A big fat rubber cock
Up her arse, and her legs round her neck!
One time offer
“Choose a hole, any hole… take your pick”
She said, giving his cock a nice lick…
“One time offer, alright?
And I ain’t got all night…
Two for one if you like, but be quick!”
Check… mate!
He was huge, he was hard, he was hot.
She, alas, had too tiny a twat.
They had reached an impasse,
Till she offered her arse,
Which, though virginal, took the whole lot!
Tickets on herself
She cried “Oh! It’s the absolute ticket!
Wherever you want, you can stick it!
And if it gets shitty,
Just wipe on my titty,
Or if you prefer, I could lick it!”
With a pop
I was so drunk, one night, that I missed.
“That’s the wrong hole!” she breathlessly hissed.
I pulled out with a pop,
But she said “God, don’t stop!”
I said “OK, then, since you insist!”
Cruel and unusual
A young woman has filed for divorce,
On the grounds that her husband is coarse,
Since he had her one day
In an unchristian way,
After dipping his dick in hot sauce!
The match-girl
In the slush and the wind-driven snow,
With the temperature fourteen below,
Knelt the match-girl, so numb,
That the prick in her bum,
She felt no more than if she’d said no.
News from the front
An unfortunate girl called Maria
Developed the dread gonorrhoea:
Her husband took fright
When she told him her plight,
And discreetly advanced to the rear.