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Near thing

She’d decided to do it tonight,
To her boyfriend’s excited delight,
But, since neither one knew
How exactly to screw,
She was damn near fucked, but not quite.

Author adminPosted on April 20, 2011April 15, 2020Categories AOTags fucked, limerick, screw, virgin, virginity

WYSWYG

In her singlet and crotch-hugging tights
Lies the promise of carnal delights:
With her labia splayed,
And her tits thus displayed,
She knows well what she lewdly invites!

Author adminPosted on April 20, 2011April 15, 2020Categories AOTags carnal, crotch, labia, lewd, limerick, tits

Modern Miss

She’d been wined and dined… drunk and well fed,
In the taxi she’d given him head;
They’d fucked in the toilet,
It seemed it might spoil it,
To boringly just fuck in bed!

Author adminPosted on April 20, 2011April 15, 2020Categories AOTags fellatio, fuck, giving head, limerick, public sex, toilet

Shameless

She lay sprawled, unashamed, on his bed,
Arms outstretched, legs invitingly spread,
Her eyes wide, her lips pursed,
Nipples ready to burst,
Dripping labia swollen and red.

Author adminPosted on April 19, 2011April 15, 2020Categories XTags labia, limerick, lips, nipples, spread, unashamed

A nice touch

She’s flat-chested, with thin spindly shanks,
Doesn’t fuck, but likes mutual wanks.
That might not seem like much,
But she has a nice touch,
She’s discreet, and she always says thanks.

Author adminPosted on April 15, 2011April 15, 2020Categories AOTags flat-chested, fuck, limerick, wank

Don't tell Mum

“Now, whatever you do, don’t tell Mum!”
Said the boy as he played with her bum.
“Can I see how you piss?
Can I touch this? And this?
What’s this hole? Ouch! it’s grabbing my thumb!”

Author adminPosted on April 12, 2011December 4, 2019Categories AOTags bum, hole, incest, limerick, piss, touch

Kept woman

Schooled in love, and a pupil adept,
She could choose when and with whom she slept,
Whom to have on the side,
(To be later denied),
And by whom she might like to be kept.

Author adminPosted on April 12, 2011April 15, 2020Categories PGTags kept woman, limerick

Age of consent

As she neared the age of consent;
Woman’s breasts, woman’s hips, woman’s scent,
Men and boys watched her pass,
Bouncing tits, swaying arse,
As they loitered close by, with intent.

Author adminPosted on April 12, 2011April 15, 2020Categories PGTags age of consent, arse, breasts, consent, hips, limerick, scent, tits

Cool at school

These days sex starts before you leave school,
About fifteen or so, as a rule:
If you’re asked for a screw,
And your girlfriends all do,
To say no would be lame, and not cool.

Author adminPosted on April 12, 2011April 15, 2020Categories PGTags consent, fifteen, limerick, school, schoolgirdl, screw

Ripe for picking

She was what you’d call ripe for the picking,
A nice girl, too nice to be sticking
Things into and hurting…
But she’d done the flirting,
And intimate biting and licking.

Author adminPosted on April 10, 2011April 15, 2020Categories AOTags biting, flirting, intimate, licking, limerick

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