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Dunce

Now she felt like an absolute fool,
Naked, hands and legs tied to a stool,
With her pussy exposed,
While they laughed, she supposed!
How on earth could she face them at school?

Author petePosted on June 2, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags bondage, limerick, pussy, school, tied

Office romance

Round the office, it caused quite a stir,
That the one he was rooting was her!
Hard to credit, unless,
Well, those stains on her dress
Might be semen, of course, (which they were!)

Author petePosted on June 1, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, office, rooting, semen

Rose coloured glasses

But to whom could such language refer?
Whore and slut… every possible slur!
They were jealous, those blokes,
And their crude, filthy jokes
Couldn’t possibly be about her!

Author petePosted on June 1, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags filthy, limerick, slut, whore

Helping the needy

The old madam was glad to arrange,
At a premium rate of exchange,
For a man’s every need,
Out of meanness and greed,
Be it ever so nasty and strange!

Author petePosted on May 30, 2012June 18, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, madam, nasty, prostitution, strange

Incest by proxy

She might just have looked young for her age,
(And such things can be tricky to gauge);
Though she looked like his daughter,
He’d guiltily bought her,
Lust mixed with self-loathing and rage.

Author petePosted on May 30, 2012February 9, 2023Categories AOTags daughter, incest, limerick, prostitution, young

Terms of trade

Though she wasn’t a hooker, as such,
It depended on what… and how much…
If she felt in the mood
To be lovelessly screwed…
If she liked him, she’d sometimes go Dutch!

Author petePosted on May 28, 2012June 18, 2024Categories PGTags Dutch, hooker, limerick, prostitution, screwed

Buy one, get one free

She’d agreed, and they’d come to the price;
She said “Two hundred bucks would suffice.”
He said “That’s a bit much!”
She said “No pay, no touch,
But you can, if you want, fuck me twice.”

Author petePosted on May 28, 2012June 18, 2024Categories AOTags fuck, limerick, prostitution

Unlucky in love

She thought sex, overall, over-rated;
A fuck and love never equated.
Her first was the worst…
Deep inside her she nursed
Her misgivings, and just masturbated.

Author petePosted on May 25, 2012June 18, 2024Categories AOTags first time, fuck, limerick, love, masturbation

Negotiable

The girl loves to relax and carouse,
And she’s easy to tease and arouse;
Though she has certain limits,
For chaps such as him, it’s
Surprising how much that allows!

Author petePosted on May 14, 2012June 18, 2024Categories PGTags alcohol, arouse, limerick, tease

Anticipation

She could feel her heart thumping and skipping,
Her fanny so moist, it was dripping;
Stripped, tied to a post,
She was frightened, but most,
Just turned on by the thought of a whipping.

Author petePosted on May 13, 2012June 18, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, fanny, limerick, stripped, tied, whipping

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