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She was beautiful, true, but conceited…
Before sex was even completed,
She reached for her phone,
Gave one more little moan,
And “Not bad, but had better,” she tweeted.

Author petePosted on June 12, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, moan, phone, tweet, twitter

The sum is more than the parts

“There’s a matter we need to discuss,”
She said, frowning, subdued, “about us.”
And he knew where this led,
Lying there, in her bed,
Still conjoined. It has ever been thus.

Author petePosted on June 11, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, pregnancy, relationship

The upshot

From besotted, bemused and beguiled,
To deflowered, debauched and defiled;
Now the object of scorn,
Pouting, moody, withdrawn,
(If he only had!), heavy with child!

Author petePosted on June 11, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags debauched, defiled, deflowered, limerick, pregnant, withdrawal

Prenuptial

Though she sobbed, and her bare bosom heaved,
Swore she loved him, he wasn’t deceived,
And, at last, she confessed
That the child at her breast
Was not his, but alas, preconceived.

Author petePosted on June 9, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags adultery, bosom, breast, infidelity, limerick

The right moves

She was confident, knew how to move,
Gave good head, but still, what did that prove?
That she wasn’t a novice?
Well, how many of us
Don’t need to do more to improve?

Author petePosted on June 6, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags giving head, head, limerick

Indiscretion, the better part of valour

Soon the pleasure became so intense,
She gave in and gave up all pretence
Of resistance, and just
Became slave to her lust,
Poised in inter-orgasmic suspense!

Author petePosted on June 5, 2012February 7, 2023Categories AOTags limerick, lust, orgasm, slave

Love's labour's profit and loss

As for sex, the girl’s rapidly learning,
Becoming, in fact, quite discerning;
A root’s just a root,
And it might, or not, suit
Her, depending on how much she’s earning.

Author petePosted on June 5, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, prostitution, root

Sugar-mummy 3

Almost hairless, unblemished, a boy!
Inarticulate, awkward and coy,
Yet, so eager to screw!
Inexhaustible too!
And all hers! Hers alone to enjoy!

Author petePosted on June 4, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags boy, hairless, limerick, older woman, screw

Sugar-mummy 2

“Come to bed, my sweet boy!” she cajoled,
Her voice husky and barely controlled.
“I’m no blushing young bride,
But we’re all pink inside!
Be a good lad, and do what you’re told!”

Author petePosted on June 4, 2012June 11, 2020Categories AOTags blushing, boy, bride, husky, limerick, older woman, pink

Sugar-mummy 1

Oh so beautiful! Yes, but how old?
Inexperienced, true, but so bold!
Still a virgin she guessed,
But his hand on her breast!
And that rigid young prick to enfold!

Author petePosted on June 4, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags breast, limerick, older woman, prick, virgin

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