She exuded a je ne sais quoi;
She invited him to her boudoir.
She undid her chemise
Bared her breast to his squeeze
While she gave him a wet kiss, mmmwah!
Category: PG
Parental guidance recommended
Persuasion
She had not been too hard to convince;
A few compliments, long looks and hints.
They’d gone out to a bar;
How had things gone this far?
“All too easy,” she thought, with a wince.
The long lunch
She’d gone out with him, only for lunch;
She’d said yes on a bit of a hunch,
And, impressed by his style,
His smooth talk and his smile,
Yes again, when it came to the crunch!
Inner strength
Even in, it continued to grow!
How much further inside could it go?
Maybe up to her liver?
The thought made her shiver!
It felt fucking wonderful, though!
Life's too short
An old girlfriend rang, wanting to know
If he’d meet her for drinks, and although
He might not tell his wife,
There are some things in life
To which few men would ever say no!
In a minute there is time
In a trice she’d been rudely up-ended,
She knew what the villain intended!
She thought “Should I scream?”
Then thought not, it would seem…
To be fair, it all rather depended.
Euclidean interlude
He persuaded a girl he’d befriended
To lie down, legs widely extended,
Said “Just a bit wider,”
Then, with his divider,
Bisected the angle subtended.
Divide and conquer
Having surveyed her pudendal sector,
He worked out the right penile vector,
Then pencilled a mark
And, in one shallow arc,
Sweetly, neatly plunged in to bisect her!
The meek shall inherit
Like a lamb to the slaughter, she meekly
Gave in, though she protested weakly,
And then, when he’d done,
He said “Wasn’t that fun?”
“Oh yes, lovely”, she said, smiling bleakly.
Vertex
It proved just as he’d rightly suspected;
By drawing two lines, which projected,
At thirty degrees,
Through her ankles and knees,
Her cunt lay where the lines intersected!