She seemed proper, and prim as you please,
But in fact, was a bit of a tease,
With her hair in a bun,
But her blouse left undone,
As she pouted, and jingled her keys.
Category: PG
Parental guidance recommended
Get thee to a nunnery
Convent life’s mostly dull and reclusive;
Small pleasures are few, and elusive.
Alone in her cell,
A young nun might as well
Please herself, to which boredom’s conducive.
Feckless youth
In his youth he was idle and feckless,
Impulsive, erratic and reckless,
Of no earthly use;
His whole life was a noose,
Dangling loose round his head like a necklace.
The book and its cover
She’d dressed skimpily, dabbed on perfume;
You’d have thought it was fair to presume
She was looking for love
But, when push came to shove,
Though she was, she was fussy with whom!
Round figures
Her proportions were quite Rabelaisian,
And put to good use, on occasion,
A banker, perhaps;
Handsome, destitute chaps,
Though, were not in her social equation!
Ingratitude
Since he’d bought her a fur coat and bling,
(But had not, of course, bought her a ring,)
She was grateful and gee!
It just seemed fair that she
Should get naked and do the right thing!
Purpose-built
With great tits and a cunt like a quoit,
At the act of sex, more than adroit,
She was fun to be seen with,
Do something obscene with,
And always a joy to exploit!
The list
She wrote all of her wants on a list,
Things she liked, things on which she’d insist,
When and how, and with what,
Which he promptly forgot;
She got off , nonetheless, on the gist.
The trap
It was pink, its mouth drooled, it was hairy,
Quite gross, and decidedly scary!
Her titties were nice,
But were meant to entice
Boys like him, who were young and unwary!
A word in his ear
She drew close, pressed her lips to his ear,
Said something he couldn’t quite hear;
Her tongue, warm and wet,
Though they’d only just met,
Made her meaning abundantly clear!