You could call it the fourth decade blues
After work, travel, boyfriends and booze,
Women start to think, maybe,
It’s time for a baby,
And don’t give a flying fuck whose.
Category: PG
Parental guidance recommended
50’s wife
There she stood, wearing only a smile,
And stilettos! He liked the girl’s style!
“Shall I pour you a drink?
Or…, ” she said with a wink.
Life seemed, suddenly, so, so worthwhile!
Pub ethics
Say you’ve gone to the pub, for a quaff,
You go out for a piss, at the trough,
There’s this other guy there;
If it’s big, should you stare
At his cock? Might it not piss him off?
Getting off, getting on
He was eighty, but still pretty spritely,
Well-mannered; He asked so politely,
She said, yes, she would,
And the sex was quite good,
Though her arthritic hip did hurt slightly.
Silk
The soft silk subtly altered its sheen;
Underneath which her breasts could be seen,
Her erect nipples’ tips,
And the curve of her hips,
The intriguing dark parts in between!
Hide and seek
She undresses. Concealed, he peeks.
Her bare bosom! Her bottom’s plump cheeks!
Her big nipples, so pink!
Oh my God! Did she wink!
She looks straight at the keyhole, and speaks!
Seducibility
Though they’d only just been introduced,
From her smile and her voice, he’d deduced
That a chap could do worse,
And she’d not be adverse
To perhaps being charmed and seduced.
Snug fit
On her bicycle, snugly astraddle,
So wet! Should she pedal or paddle?
Nobody could miss
Her expression of bliss,
As she slid back and forth on her saddle!
Return favour
It did strike her as just a bit strange,
Just how easy it was to arrange.
A good job, with a car;
Her boss said she’d go far,
But, then, what might he want in exchange?
Mechanics for beginners
The mechanics had been much discussed,
Her timidity tempered their lust;
They lay naked in bed,
He slipped in just the head…
She’s still virginal, though only just!