He bent closer and sniffed it and peered:
A mouth with an upside-down beard!
Pink, squishy and soft;
The lips moved when she coughed.
It was all quite decidedly weird!
Category: PG
Parental guidance recommended
Interface problem
Their relationship, once in the pink…
Lots of sex, all it took was a wink…
They still rooted, and stuff,
But it wasn’t enough;
They just sort of, like, felt out of sync.
Donating her body to science
It was not his intent to besmirch
The good name of the girl, though the church,
Of course, turned her away.
She was just a good lay;
It was more in the way of research!
Open minded
She said “Let’s get it out in the open;
I don’t mind your squeezin’ and gropin’,
Your prick, always stiff.
Damn! Stick it in, if
It might lead to a weddin’, I’m hopin’.”
Grey area
She’d said neither a no, nor a yes,
So, according to state law, I guess…
And just fourteen, as well…
But a man couldn’t tell…
She was fully grown-up, more or less!
Loitering with intent
On a street corner, downtown, he loitered;
His lecherous eye reconnoitred
The passing parade
For a girl who, once laid,
Could be later more broadly exploited.
As good as a holiday
Harold’s wife enjoyed being on top.
Wally’s Joan had a bush like a mop.
One night they were drinking;
Wal said “We’ve been thinking…
Would you girls mind much if we swap?”
Wizard of Oz
What a time she’d had, over the rainbow!
Young virgin, not long to remain so!
Tin dicks! Lion cocks!
Bless the girl’s cotton socks!
And the straw man! Big prick, little brain though!
Career move
Fuck the bastard or not, which to choose?
She’d be sacked, of course, should she refuse.
As he ogled her smugly,
Fat, sleazy and ugly…
“It’s just sex,” she thought, “what’s to lose?”
Romeo and Juliet
Juliet, horny, woke up at cock-crow.
Her hand, once again, felt his cock grow.
Somewhat to her shame,
She did not know his name.
Was it Romeo? Bloody nice cock though!