She was hot! She was bloody delectable!
Sadly, it seemed, quite respectable.
Luckily though,
Virgins come, virgins go;
A small problem that’s simply correctable.
Category: PG
Parental guidance recommended
Down-to-earth woman
She was morally challenged, impaired;
People called her a slut, but who cared?
She enjoyed men’s rude jokes,
Drank and fucked like the blokes.
She knew good things were meant to be shared!
Forethought
She’d hoped not, but the poor girl was caught,
Since her skirt was a hand’s-breadth too short.
She’d thought “Who’d know, or care
About no underwear?
If I wear it or not?” Well, she ought!
Penmanship
She slid under the sheet, to reflect
How they’d always so sweetly connect;
His cock just seemed so right!
Three, four times in a night!
And each entry so neat and correct!
Garden of earthly delights
In this garden of earthly delights
So much titillates, thrills and excites;
Beer, wine, food, new ways
To have sex all one’s days,
And still kinkier ways all one’s nights!
An unexpected pleasure
She thought men all wretched and spiteful,
Thought sex would be simply too frightful!
But when introduced,
Courted, charmed and seduced,
She then found it all rather delightful!
Bending the rules
Though she’s cute, she’s a bit of a prude;
Doesn’t like being seen in the nude.
She won’t go all the way,
But there’s much, one must say,
That the line she draws doesn’t exclude!
A matter of definition
“I’m no virgin!” she said, with some cheek.
“Do you think I’m some sort of a freak?”
Though she hadn’t, in fact,
Quite completed the act,
It was near enough true, so to speak!
Breaking the ice
Stop! she shouted, and then even chillier,
Sir, you are over-familiar.
Fair go, he said.
We’re halfway into bed,
And a nice friendly root wouldn’t kill ya!
Not very gallant
He escorted her home from the gala,
The concert by young Mister Mahler.
She’d drunk too much wine…
The unscrupulous swine
Fucked her senseless, poor thing, in the parlour!