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Coitus interruptus

When her scandalised mum interrupted,
His penis, inside her, erupted.
The poor mother fainted;
The daughter, now tainted,
Went on being gladly corrupted.”

Author petePosted on April 8, 2012June 18, 2024Categories AOTags coitus interruptus, corrupted, limerick, penis

Sisters

She was buxom, her sister was flatter,
One slender, one possibly fatter.
They both loved a root,
And were equally cute;
One or both? Did the choice even matter?

Author petePosted on April 6, 2012June 18, 2024Categories AOTags buxom, limerick, root, sisters, threesome

Diplomacy

“Want a root?” he asked, oh so refined.
She politely but firmly declined,
Showing great grace and tact,
Though in actual fact
She was more than half that way inclined!

Author petePosted on March 30, 2012August 9, 2020Categories AOTags limerick, proposition, root

Au clair de la lune

He just wanted to have a quick look…
As he pulled down the sheet, his hand shook…
Moonlight shone on her breast…
He grew strangely distressed…
And he came! That was all that it took!

Author petePosted on March 27, 2012August 9, 2020Categories AOTags breast, came, limerick, peeping tom, sheet, voyeur

Cheap thrills

She enjoyed the mad thrill of a quickie,
Wore proudly a scratch, bruise or hickey,
Liked watching them sniff,
When their nose caught a whiff
Of her panties, still fragrant and sticky!

Author petePosted on March 16, 2012August 9, 2020Categories AOTags hickey, limerick, panties, quickie

Odalisque

A sloe-eyed odalisque of mixed breed,
She tapped into his unspoken need;
Musky-scented and sultry,
Intent on adult’ry,
And certain, it seemed, to succeed!

Author petePosted on March 14, 2012August 9, 2020Categories AOTags adultery, limerick, musky, odalisque

The eye of the beholder

She bends over and parts her plump cheeks;
From between her thighs shyly there peeks,
Pinkly winking at him,
Silky-lashed round its rim,
That which blindly the one-eyed snake seeks.

Author petePosted on March 14, 2012August 9, 2020Categories AOTags cheeks, limerick, pussy, thighs

Knowing, in the biblical sense

She knew perfectly well what it meant,
That the sheet was propped up like a tent,
Quite alarmingly so,
But she didn’t yet know
Where or how, God protect her, it went!

Author petePosted on March 11, 2012August 9, 2020Categories AOTags erction, first time, limerick, sheet, virgin

Cleave to each other

With a firm grip, she feels its heft;
Two good handfuls, and plenty more left!
Then she draws what she holds
Through the velvety folds
Of her yearningly yawning pink cleft.

Author petePosted on March 10, 2012August 9, 2020Categories AOTags big penis, limerick, masturbation

Pushing the envelope

“I was not in the mood, that’s the issue,”
She sighed. “My God! Sometimes I wish you
Could work out what’s meant
By that big word, consent!
Now stop grinning, and pass me a tissue.”

Author petePosted on March 10, 2012August 9, 2020Categories AOTags consent, limerick, mood

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