A young girl, rather drunk, and stripped bare,
Rode a camel bare-back for a dare:
She collected her bet,
But she can’t sit down yet,
She’s so sore round her never-mind-where!
Category: AO
Adults only
Knee trembler
When a lady is cursed with knock-knees,
It makes fucking a bit of a squeeze:
If one gets in at all,
It could cost you a ball,
And God help you, should one of you sneeze!
Institutionalised
I think marriage a fine institution,
And often the only solution.
For girls, what remains
If they lack looks or brains,
Is the convent, or else prostitution!
Early birds
In the Saturday night hurly-burly,
One might meet a willing young girlie,
And whisk her away
For a grope or a lay,
But the best ones are mostly gone early!
Pony club
When a woman’s too fond of her horse,
She risks scandal and pain and divorce.
It’s a stage girls go through,
But some things one can’t do,
Or, once done, one might occasion remorse!
Walking the dog
All the wine made poor Emily groggy:
She giggled, her knickers grew soggy.
She went for some air,
And though rather unfair,
She was fucked by some bloke, a-la-doggy.
Toast
In her sequined diaphanous gown,
Lady Pugh was the toast of the town,
But the butt of the jokes
Of those same fickle folks,
When she sneezed, and her panties fell down!
Mish-mash
There’s a muscular lady called Glenda,
Of quite indeterminate gender,
Who, when but a lad,
Had what organs she’d had
Indescribably mauled in a blender.
Backward
A young fellow, though almost full-grown,
Had been coping so long on his own,
That when offered a cunt,
He approached back to front,
But he found the right hole when once shown!
Service with a smile
There was a young waitress, who fluttered her
Long, silky lashes and jutted her
Tits out and smiled
At the cook, who went wild,
Dropped his pants and assaulted and buttered her!