She advanced with a menacing chuckle,
Meanwhile cracking each pretty knuckle,
Sat softly astride him
And started to ride him,
And gave him her nipple to suckle.
Category: AO
Adults only
Public transports
Between Bond Street and Burlington Square,
Miss O’Toole had a shameful affair:
She enticed the conductor,
Who stripped her and fucked her,
In three different ways on the stair!
Elliptical
Cooed a coy mademoiselle, called Babette,
“I’m eternally, sir, in your debt:
You’ve respected my shyness,
And tightness and dryness,
And not pressed your point… well not yet!”
Trussed me
In the days when a lady was trussed
In a corset, to augment her bust,
It so flattened her front
And the walls of her cunt
That a chap couldn’t give a good thrust
Lips were made to love and kiss
She has lips made for pouting and sighs
And long, sensuous, elegant thighs,
Breasts that sway when she walks,
Rise and fall when she talks,
And an arse to bring tears to men’s eyes!
A flea in her rear
In a spot where nobody could see
Lurked a blissfully fortunate flea.
He caused moans of delight,
In her bed, in the night:
Were but such happy sounds caused by me!
Night sweat
When I dream, every night it’s the same:
A young woman keeps calling my name.
Last night, the worst yet,
I woke up in a sweat
And cried out in despair and I came!
Coming up short
His libidinous plans came to nought,
Since his penis was woefully short.
What was thought to be it,
Or at least a snug fit,
Was in fact a venereal wart.
Romantic serial
She was gorgeous, her voice was melodic,
Our romance, alas, episodic.
She liked being on top,
And she’d fuck till she’d drop,
As she came in a manner spasmodic.
Monkey business
An unfortunate chimpanzee male
Attempted to little avail
To gain by coercion
A penile insertion:
It seems that thereby hangs a tail!