Said Giselle, as she loosened her stays
“I’ve had thousands and thousands of lays…
I remember the last,
But the rest of my past
Is one horny, delirious haze!”
Category: AO
Adults only
Domestic bliss
With a fanny so moist that it squishes
When scrubbing or doing the dishes,
She goes about nude,
To be readily screwed
Anywhere or whenever he wishes!
Pom-poms
A pom-pom girl cheers and screams,
In a costume that strains at the seams:
They all look just the same,
And all, after the game,
In the locker-room, fuck for both teams!”
Nice
An intemperate lady called Sally
Has lovers too many to tally:
She’s so very nice
One need never ask twice,
To be face to face, belly to belly!
Bless her
A promiscuous girl from Saint Ives
Has disrupted a great many lives,
By seducing young lads,
And a great many dads,
Not to mention their mothers and wives!
Miss Bottomly
Poor Miss Bottomly cannot refuse,
And what’s worse, given choice, cannot choose:
So that, lest she offend,
She spends hours on end,
Giving head to the heads of the queues!
Group concession
There’s a girl of the oldest profession,
Who gives quite a decent concession
To any-sized group,
From a small boy-scout troop,
To a rowdy St Patrick’s procession!
Chorus line
Said obliging young Polly O’Hearn,
Who had boyfriends and lovers to burn,
“I have time for you all:
Stand in line till I call,
And don’t push, you can all have a turn!”
Narooma
A young lady from sleepy Narooma,
At eighteen was quite a late bloomer,
But ever since then
She’s had so many men
That she’s caught up, according to rumour!
Nambucca
Said a worn-out young girl from Nambucca
“I’m exhausted! I’m too pooped to pucker!”
It just served her right,
Since the previous night
She’d invited all comers to fuck her.