Al dente

“Kinda sexy, right… hair like a poodle…
Big cock, the whole kit and caboodle,”
She says. “And I’m wet!
Gonna fuck him, you bet!
But his dick’s fucking limp as a noodle!

The bisection

All these young girls… It’s rude as it comes…
Walking round with their shorts up their bums!
Thong-strings stuck in their arse…
Well, it shows lack of class…
And the same goes, what’s more, for their mums!