He’d be dead, if a girl’s look could kill!
Fuck! he said. Shit occurs. Condoms spill…
Or get ruptured… and stuff…
It’s not good, fair enough,
But, like, go take a douche, babe. Just chill!
Category: AO
Adults only
Use-by date
Still a virgin, unless or until
She gets rooted, and will be one still,
If she doesn’t give in
To her beau (it’s win-win!)
If she doesn’t, some other cunt will!
Manners
For god’s sake, woman! What’s with the attitude?
Give a man some fucking latitude!
Naughty, at worst…
Yes, I should have asked first
But you got a fuck, right? Show some gratitude!
Six months gone
What her parents (six months gone) found out about…
Her being pregnant (no doubt about)…
What an outcry!
Yelling “Who was the guy?
Though the fuck had been nothing to shout about.
Family business
That their families fought a vendetta
Just made her hot pussy get wetter.
She fucked him, poor guy,
And then, stifling a sigh,
Shot him dead with her little Beretta!
Good intentions
He was uncertain just where it went…
Got it in, though, in any event,
But, alas, in her bum…
She turned sulky and glum,
Though, of course, it was jolly well-meant!
Water
When a woman’s quite done being rooted,
A bidet or douche is reputed
To stop… oh, well… maybe,
Her having a baby…
The semen, at least, is diluted.
Her hobby
“Any hobbies?” She blushed, looked abashed.
“Well… on weekends I like to get smashed,
And then maybe I’ll go
To this place that I know,
And get tied up and get my arse thrashed!”
Adventurous
The term gangbang she thought quite offensive,
Though, frankly, she was apprehensive…
She wasn’t a slut,
Just adventurous, but…
The men’s use of her would be extensive!
Growing up
In her teens, she came out of her shell,
Smoked and drank, started fucking as well,
Said “I am who I am,
And I don’t give a damn.
God and parents can all go to hell!”