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In the back seat, in a country lane

She’d run out of excuses, essentially.
Now she’d get rooted, potentially,
There in his car,
Down to panties and bra,
But he dropped off to sleep, providentially.

Author petePosted on April 3, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags bra, car sex, limerick, panties, rooted

What are friends for?

Just another damn randy damn male!
Her best friend and all! Damn betrayal!
She’d thought he was joking;
Now naked, cock poking,
Her protests to little avail!

Author petePosted on April 3, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags best friend, cock, consent, limerick, randy

Hands-on learning

Not much hair on her pussy, just fuzz.
When she touches it though, as she does,
If she rubs it just right,
She discovered one night,
Just by chance, there’s a nice kind of buzz!

Author petePosted on April 2, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, masturbation, puberty, pussy, pussy hair, touching herself

Cuban girls

They’re laid back, women down in Havana.
No sex today? Maybe mañana!
They drink rum and dance,
Love a bit of romance,
Or, for lack of a man, a banana!

Author petePosted on April 2, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags banana, Cuba, Havana, limerick, mañana, masturbation

The perils of selling encyclopaedias

“Please come in!” he says, strangely emphatic.
“Thanks so much!” she says, automatic.
If only she knew
The vile things that he’d do
To her, later that night, in his attic!

Author petePosted on March 31, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, pervert

Sisterhood

Could the new novice be an imposter?
The sisters, who’ve made up a roster,
To lie with her , say
She’s a slut, doesn’t pray,
Not so much as a damn Pater Noster!

Author petePosted on March 31, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, nun, religion, slut

It’s a jungle out there

Bloody Tarzan! thought Jane, with a scowl.
Bloody chest-thumping, silly damn howl!
Still, he saved me, I guess,
And I have to confess,
He’s a great root, although he smells foul!

Author petePosted on March 30, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, root, Tarzan, Tarzan and Jane

Curlicues

Those things dangling from pussies. Lips? Flaps?
Did God make them from leftover scraps?
What on earth are they for?
Silly frills, nothing more?
Or to keep out small creatures, perhaps?

Author petePosted on March 30, 2016March 26, 2020Categories AOTags flaps, labia, limerick, pussies, pussy lips

Sheep gone astray

How on earth to religious girls cope?
Kiss a boy and allow him a grope,
Like as not giving in
To lust, ecstasy, sin,
Trying hard not to think of the Pope.

Author petePosted on March 28, 2016February 7, 2023Categories PGTags giving in, grope, limerick, lust, religion, sin

Something askew

A good-time girl, not one to eschew
A few drinks, an anonymous screw,
Although many a night,
When she got home, she might
Lack her panties, perhaps, or one shoe.

Author petePosted on March 25, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags anonymous sex, good time girl, limerick, panties, screw

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