She was flirty, liked dancing and such,
Which was nice, but it didn’t help much,
For the poor fellows who
Wanted more, but who knew,
She was strictly all look and don’t touch!
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Lost innocence
He cajoled and confused and caressed her,
Then slyly and slowly undressed her.
She tried to protest,
Did her innocent best,
But he calmly went on to molest her.
Exclusion zone
Perhaps fond hope and fancy deluded him;
Feminine logic eluded him.
How could his wife,
Whom he’d mated for life,
Have a sexual life that excluded him?
Size matters
People make a big fuss about size,
In particular, better-hung guys,
But it’s more about what
A man does, big or not;
A big one’s just a pleasant surprise.
Afternoon delight
In the morning, still sleepy’s too soon;
It’s alright by the light of the moon,
But the best way, for mine,
Is a light lunch and wine,
Then make love all the long afternoon.
Petty concerns
An imprudent young girl from Connecticut,
Went out in nought but a petticoat.
Passers-by gawked;
Gossips pointed and talked
About hussies and breaches of etiquette.
Down to earth
I like girls who grew up on the farm;
For them sex is no cause for alarm:
Making love, making hay;
It’s just part of their day,
Which all adds to their innocent charm.
Thumbs up?
She’d say yes, but she couldn’t decide;
Were big thumbs a reliable guide?
Although handsome and tall,
Might his dick be too small?
He’d said not, but still, what if he’d lied?
Accommodating
“Do you fancy me prone or supine?”
He replied, “Either way would be fine.”
“Perhaps over that chair,
With my arse in the air?
I’m all yours, but the pleasure’s all mine!”
It's only money
To what depths will a woman descend,
And enjoy it, or if not, pretend?
Not from love, not from lust…
All too often it’s just
How much cash a man’s willing to spend.