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He said “Darling, I need to ‘fess up…
So you know… so I can’t, like, mess up…
Since we’re married now, so…
Well.. I think you should know…
I like panties and bras… and dress up!”

The decent and the indecent

He was just shy, poor boy, she surmised.
Once undressed, she was greatly surprised…
Well! What wonderful luck,
When she wanted a fuck,
That his penis was quite decent-sized!

Rhett and Scarlett

“Oh! God’s nightgown!” exclaimed young Miss Scarlett
“Rhett Butler, you lecherous varlet!
The first day I met you,
I knew if I let you…
You’d just treat me like a damn harlot!”

Fall from grace

She earned rather a scathing rebuke
From her stern, distant father, the Duke,
When she’d only been bored…
Just a stray fuck… good Lord!
And His Grace had walked in, by some fluke!

On the game

Broke and desperate, burning with shame,
No choice left but to go on the game…
Well, it beat being poor!
She enjoyed it, what’s more…
Indeed, so much she quite often came!

Clarity

She was willing, but wasn’t too clear
Just how… Fucking felt rather queer!
She squealed in shock,
When he stuck in his cock…
But she pretty soon got the idea!

Classified

Wanted: Woman to rent or to buy.
With big tits, and don’t nag and don’t cry.
Not too young, not too old,
Who can do what she’s told.
Pay’s good. Feminists need not apply.

Blank

She was thrown in a dungeon. Clank, clank!
Naked, chained to the wall. Her heart sank.
God! How helpless she felt!
He unfastened his belt…
And the rest is a merciful blank.