Young and cheeky, she boldly declared
“You can do what you like… I ain’t scared…
Stick your thing in my kitty…
Or ass… Bite my titty…”
It almost seemed like she’d been dared!
Month: July 2025
Favour
“You’re a good fuck,” she said, straight, no fuss.
“And you’ve got a nice cock…that’s a plus…
I’d quite like… you might too…
And I’d like if you do…
If you’d bugger me… just between us.”
Beggars can’t be choosers
When she said “Do you fancy a quickie?”,
He thought “Fuck! She’s taking the mickey”…
Still, pretty nice tits,
And a hole where it fits…
Well, a chap shouldn’t be too damn picky!”
Confession
She said “Darling, I have a confession…
To judge by your startled expression
You’re worried, confused…
I like being abused…
That’s all… Thank you… Please use your discretion.”
Slow
“It’s not some kind of contest, you know…
Just relax, make it last, do it slow,”
She said. “Hard, deep is good…
The main thing is you should
Get your whole big fat cock in me though!”
Accidents happen
“Like, she’s cute, but a bit one-dimensional,
Stuck up, and dull and conventional,
Not very bright…
I did fuck her one night,”
He said… “Yeah… but it was unintentional.”
Life is short
Her mum said “Go out girl, misbehave…
Marry someone… but don’t be no slave…
Do the deed ev’ry night…
You know what they say, right?
You ain’t gonna get fucked in your grave!
Boredom
The guy’s cock was humongous and veiny…
She fucked, too, a strange miscellany…
Fruit, dildos, a shoe…
Just for something to do,
Being bored, drunk, the day dull and rainy.
Dead of night
A dark street, in the still dead of night,
And shit happens… she did dread it might…
Was that footsteps she heard?
No… stop being absurd!
But what if…? And she screamed, fled in fright!
Gamechanger
She’s attracted, she’s got to admit,
Even though he’s a proper damn shit…
If that bulge ain’t a sock…
If it’s all fuckin’ cock…
Yeah, she fancies him, leastways a bit.