There was a young lady from Bright,
With a pussy deliciously tight…
Her young fella said “Shit!
My damn cock doesn’t fit!”
“Just push harder,” she said, “and it might.”
Month: March 2025
Pus
Pus, in some ways, might be advantageous…
For fellas who feel courageous…
It’s slippery goo,
That, like, helps with the screw,
Hoping meantime it isn’t cuntagious!
Temptation
He tried hard to resist, think of Christ…
But this whore was attractively priced…
And her state of undress…
Yes, he had to confess,
He was more than a little enticed!
Vacuum packed
To Letitia Smith-Jones, with a hyphen,
His cock looked a lot like a python…
He got in the tip,
Then her cunt got a grip,
And it sucked in the rest like a siphon!
13
Her cunt shiny and wet and lubricious,
The taste of it tangy, delicious…
But thirteen! Like, thirteen!
Though… she’s plenty damn keen…
This ain’t no time to be superstitious!
Necromantic
Merlin stood by the edge of the pond.
A young damsel of whom he was fond,
Paddled, holding her shoes…
His to have, should he choose,
With a wave of his seven inch wand.
Motive
Motivation malign and opaque,
He’s determined to fuck her , the snake,
Just to show her he can,
Just to be a big man…
For fucksake can’t he give her a break?
Impressionable
Still a virgin, until or unless
Some or other young man might impress
Her with flattery, lies…
Or a cock of great size…
More the latter, she’d blithely confess!
The game
Afterwards she was slightly ashamed…
Yes she’d fucked him… but should she be blamed?
Then he’d called her a slut…
Which she kind of was, but…
She still felt like she’d somehow been gamed.
The truth
Having sex she in fact quite enjoys…
Just she’s rather fed up, though, with boys…
Rough, demanding, uncouth…
All, to tell the damn truth…
And their farting and belching and noise.