Her car needed a new clutch and shockers.
He ogled her cute crutch and knockers.
A deal was struck:
Her car fixed for a fuck,
Grease and lube, a quick touch-up, then chockers!
Month: December 2024
Marathon man
Said the champion long-distance screwer,
“It’s too much, my girl, to endure:
I’d like to fuck longer,
If you were but stronger…”
And she said “Well, I’m game, if you’re!”
Second sight
A young bride, on her very first screw,
Of a sudden exclaimed “Deja vu!
I have done this before!”
Said the groom “You damn whore!
So have I, but I’d not have told you!”
Quick on the draw
Though I hate, Miss, to fuck and then run,
Spread your legs, and let’s quickly be done,
For I think my longevity
Rests with your brevity…
Here comes your husband… with gun!”
Stabbed in the arras
His intention to forcibly rape,
He hid naked, behind a thick drape,
But his organ protruded,
“A man!” she concluded,
And backed up, her buttocks agape!
Exploration and discovery
“Doctor Livingstone, Sir, I presume”
Said John Stanley to someone of whom
He could see just the arse
In the African grass ,
Since the doctor was prodding a womb!
Fancy-pants
Though I’m not one for thrusting my paws
Into innocent young ladies’ drawers,
Still, I’m forced to admit
That I fancy a bit,
And I would like to get into yours!
Ram raid
Said a crude fellow, “Pardon me, ma’am,
If I rudely and brutally ram:
Though of course it may hurt,
I intend to insert
Every inch I can possibly cram!
To the point
She cried “Oh! It’s so big! I just love it!
Wherever you want you can shove it!
Let’s start with my cunt,
From the back and the front,
Then I’ll skewer myself, from above it!”
The unbearable wetness
Cooed a forthright young girl, called Lorette
To a chap whom she’d only just met,
“We’ve not been introduced,
But if I were seduced,
You would find me receptively wet!