When the damn fellow shot his damn bolt
Down her throat, it did give her a jolt…
But she swallowed it all…
(Almost, too, his left ball)
Though she bit him, it wasn’t her fault!
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When the damn fellow shot his damn bolt
Down her throat, it did give her a jolt…
But she swallowed it all…
(Almost, too, his left ball)
Though she bit him, it wasn’t her fault!
Shining skin and firm tits… in full bloom!
If she’ll only come up to his room,
He can try out the fit
Of her tight little slit…
Up her cunt like a rocket… Vroom! Vroom!
“Yes. I know,” she agreed with a sigh.
“Either you or some other damn guy…
Does it have to be me?
Like… The question, you see,
Isn’t so much why not, it more why?”
“I do value my virtue quite highly…
My pussy, that is,” she said shyly…
“But no one would know
If you buggered me though…
And went down on me too,” she said slyly
Over years she’d come to accept
That her husband was fucking inept…
Well a woman has needs,
Which a proper man heeds…
To be well fucked and suitably kept.
She said “Gentlemen! Please! Some decorum!
We do seem to now have a quorum.
So, welcome! (Applause)
From us pain sluts and whores,
To the Bondage and Discipline Forum!”
“You may fuck me. Okay,” she agreed.
“Yes… You do have a nice cock indeed!
I’ll just suck it a bit…
Lick my pussy and clit…
Good. That’s quite enough now. Please proceed.”
First bukkake… Quite sluttish, she knows…
Messy, covered in cum, head to toes…
In her ears and eyes…
It’s all good for the guys,
But it does rather get up her nose!
So… This anal thing that you propose…
We could give it a go, I suppose…
Try a finger maybe…
Then your cock… and we’ll see…
I might even quite like it. Who knows?
Billy Bob had a good goddam screw…
Cum a bunch of times… she might of too…
Hard to tell though… but maybe…
He grunted “Thanks baby.”
And baby just blinked, and said “Moo.”