Skip to content

Pete's Limericks

World's largest collection of original limericks

Pete's Limericks

Month: September 2024

Fun and games

Small and skinny, but boy, what a fighter!
A kicker and screamer, a biter!
And calling him names…
It’s just one of their games…
But her pussy, clenched, couldn’t be tighter!

Author adminPosted on September 29, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, rough sex

Tough love

He chomps down on her tit, has a suckle,
Rubs hard on her clit with his knuckle…
Fist punching her womb…
And she’s cumming…Tish! Boom!
“At your service,” he says, with a chuckle.

Author adminPosted on September 29, 2024Categories AOTags fisting, limerick, rough sex

Best forgotten

Her first romance, alas, was ill fated…
He fucked her the first time they dated…
Drunk, back to a wall…
Far as she could recall…
Up her arse… that was what she’d most hated.

Author adminPosted on September 29, 2024Categories AOTags anal, drunk, first fuck, limerick, virgin

On tenterhooks

He had some sort of nasty invention,
For hanging her, trussed, in suspension,
Her bottom exposed…
His intent, she supposed,
To do things much too frightful to mention!

Author adminPosted on September 20, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, limerick, suspension

Some mothers

At sixteen, he still sleeps with his Mummy,
Still sucks on her tits, which are yummy…
He’d sleep with aunt…
Mummy says though, he can’t…
While she’s sucking his dick like a dummy!

Author adminPosted on September 20, 2024Categories AOTags incest, lactation, limerick

Sensibility

Though she knew she was merely stalling,
She did find sex faintly appalling…
Undignified, crude,
Even just being nude…
And subjecting herself to such mauling!

Author adminPosted on September 20, 2024Categories AOTags consent, limerick, sensibility

The lucky prince

Poor sweet, pretty, petite Cinderella,
Fed scraps, made to sleep in the cellar…
Beneath her rags though,
Perky tits, white as snow,
And a cunt like a small pink umbrella!

Author adminPosted on September 20, 2024Categories AOTags Cinderella, limerick

Fit for purpose

“Oh for fucksake!” she yelled, a bit stroppy,
Mid-gang bang, her arse and cunt sloppy,
“It ain’t gonna fit!
Just jerk off on my tit…
Your damn cock’s fuckin half fuckin floppy!”

Author adminPosted on September 20, 2024Categories AOTags erection, gang bang, limerick

Nervous titter

“Look, I ain’t gettin twisted and bitter,”
She said, with a weak little titter.
“I like a good root…
Even rough, yeah, but shoot!
I ain’t never been fucked up me shitter!”

Author adminPosted on September 20, 2024September 20, 2024Categories AOTags anal, limerick, rough sex, titter

First time for everything

Not as bad as she’d thought, she admitted…
He’d fucked ev’ry hole where it fitted…
Then called in his friend,
And, one guy at each end,
Arse and throat she’d been thoroughly spitted!

Author adminPosted on September 20, 2024Categories AOTags holes, limerick, spit roast

Posts pagination

Previous page Page 1 Page 2 Page 3 Next page

Search

Recent Posts

  • Doing is knowing
  • Hardball
  • Undress code
  • Magnanimity
  • Upkeep

Recent Comments

    Archives

    • June 2025
    • May 2025
    • April 2025
    • March 2025
    • February 2025
    • January 2025
    • December 2024
    • November 2024
    • October 2024
    • September 2024
    • August 2024
    • July 2024
    • June 2024
    • May 2024
    • March 2024
    • February 2024
    • October 2023
    • September 2023
    • July 2023
    • March 2023
    • February 2023
    • January 2023
    • May 2022
    • March 2022
    • February 2022
    • December 2021
    • November 2021
    • October 2021
    • September 2021
    • August 2021
    • July 2021
    • June 2021
    • May 2021
    • April 2021
    • March 2021
    • February 2021
    • January 2021
    • December 2020
    • November 2020
    • October 2020
    • September 2020
    • August 2020
    • July 2020
    • June 2020
    • May 2020
    • April 2020
    • March 2020
    • February 2020
    • January 2020
    • December 2019
    • October 2019
    • September 2019
    • August 2019
    • July 2019
    • June 2019
    • May 2019
    • April 2019
    • December 2018
    • November 2018
    • October 2018
    • September 2018
    • August 2018
    • July 2018
    • June 2018
    • May 2018
    • April 2018
    • March 2018
    • February 2018
    • January 2018
    • December 2017
    • June 2017
    • May 2017
    • April 2017
    • March 2017
    • February 2017
    • January 2017
    • December 2016
    • November 2016
    • October 2016
    • September 2016
    • June 2016
    • May 2016
    • April 2016
    • March 2016
    • February 2016
    • January 2016
    • December 2015
    • November 2015
    • October 2015
    • September 2015
    • August 2015
    • July 2015
    • June 2015
    • May 2015
    • April 2015
    • March 2015
    • February 2015
    • January 2015
    • December 2014
    • November 2014
    • October 2014
    • September 2014
    • August 2014
    • July 2014
    • June 2014
    • May 2014
    • April 2014
    • March 2014
    • February 2014
    • January 2014
    • December 2013
    • November 2013
    • October 2013
    • September 2013
    • August 2013
    • July 2013
    • June 2013
    • May 2013
    • April 2013
    • March 2013
    • February 2013
    • August 2012
    • July 2012
    • June 2012
    • May 2012
    • April 2012
    • March 2012
    • February 2012
    • January 2012
    • December 2011
    • November 2011
    • October 2011
    • September 2011
    • August 2011
    • July 2011
    • June 2011
    • May 2011
    • April 2011
    • March 2011
    • February 2011
    • January 2011

    Categories

    • AO
    • G
    • PG
    • Uncategorized
    • X

    Meta

    • Log in
    • Entries feed
    • Comments feed
    • WordPress.org
    Pete's Limericks Proudly powered by WordPress