So, she’s turned on the clippers… buzz, buzz,
And she’s trimming her pussy’s peach-fuzz…
And she spreads her legs wide…
Sticks the handle inside…
Does it feel good? Fuck! Yes it does!
Month: February 2024
In cold blood
When she saw the big dildo she shuddered…
Yeah, cock-like, but knobby and studded…
He waved it about…
And he’d use it, no doubt…
In a manner perverse and cold-blooded!
First things first
The triumphant barbarian horde,
Having put all the men to the sword,
Having slaked their bloodthirst,
Raped the pretty girls first,
And the others when drunker and bored.
Triple whammy
There were three guys, the mean, nasty third of
Did things that she’d not even heard of…
Disgusting., vile stuff…
Now she’s well up the duff,
And not one of the bastards since heard of.
Hard to get
So, she figured she’d play hard to get…
like, she’d fuck him, okay, but not yet…
Make him suffer a bit…
Show him plenty of tit…
Just the thought of it made her cunt wet!
Monkey see, monkey do
She’s a bit of a sexual junkie…
This guy she knows has a pet monkey…
She giggles… No way!
He’s so hairy, okay?
But still… fucking an ape might be funky.
My bad
She’d felt guilty, alright, just a tad…
She’d been screwing around, yeah… like mad!
Till that night, at the end,
When she’d fucked his best friend…
Mmm, she thought. Yeah, well, kinda my bad.
A hair of the dog
So, she’d had a big night on the grog…
Her recall of it mostly a fog…
Then, a sobering shock…
She remembered a cock…
On the end of a bloody great dog!
Wee Willy
Poor unfortunate Wee Willie Winky…
His cock was as small as his pinkie,,,
One does understand
Why he’d stick in his hand,
Or a bottle, or something else kinky.
GOAT
Nice big tits, a great arse, she’s the GOAT!
He keeps pumping, and tries not to gloat…
His right hand up her cunt…
Gurgle, grunt… gurgle, grunt…
Her eyes smile as he cums down her throat!