Stealing bases

On their first date he got to first base…
They held hands, snuggled up, sucked some face.
Second date, got to third…
He said “This is absurd…
Come on baby, let’s cut to the chase!”

Miss Tutty

There was a young lady called Tutty,
Good fun, whopping tits, a bit nutty…
A cheerful soul,
Didn’t mind much which hole…
Not a slut, just a little bit slutty.

In for a penny

Panties missing, dress ripped, torn and tattered…
From head to toe smeared, cum-spattered…
It started with one…
Then his friend… still quite fun…
Then the rest, till the count hadn’t mattered

Magenta

Tattooed cunt that read “Pay as you enter”…
Big dildo thrust hard up her centre,
Spreadeagled she lay,
Helpless, writhe as she may,
Her bound tits throbbing, shiny, magenta!

Tent flaps

So, not wanting to cause him offence,
Though his penis was fucking immense,
She, like, sucked him a bit…
Bit his cock wouldn’t fit…
Girls who’ve fucked him must have cunts like tents!