“Please come in. Shut the door, will you, dear?”
Her boss says, a wink and a leer…
“My, what a nice dress!”
She thinks “Okay… I guess,
What’s a fuck, to advance one’s career?”
Month: September 2020
Cougar
Karen’s marriage has gone on the rocks…
She’s developed a taste for young jocks…
Basketballers are fun,
Horny friends of her son…
Just so long as they’ve got nice big cocks!
Bodice ripper
Bodice flapping, her corset unlaced,
Bosom heaving, her tender heart raced,
As she dismissed her maid
(Sworn to silence, well paid)…
She herself, too, or else be disgraced!
Gossip
It was all, of course, just idle chatter,
She told herself. What could it matter?
To call her that, but…
A dumb bitch, and a slut,
With the emphasis placed on the latter!
Romance
She said “Darling… not being pedantic,
But could you be, sort of… less frantic?
It’s called making love,
And, well, heavens above!
Being just fucked just isn’t… romantic!
Opportunity knocking
Perky-titted and young… bushy crotched… it
Got better the longer he watched… it
Appeared he might
Get to root her tonight…
Which he did try to do… but he botched it!
Nip and tuck
“Japanese men are so fucking barmy!”
She thought… she was like origami…
Bent, folded and tucked,
Being fingered and fucked…
Till he came like a fucking tsunami!
Ifs and buts
If he fucked her, she’d be quite annoyed…
Not pissed off, like, but not overjoyed…
Still… she’d worn that short skirt…
And she did kind of flirt…
So a root might be hard to avoid.
Equanimity
He should fuck her, and show her who’s boss!
And he does… but she gives not a toss!
Then she says “Are you done?”
Which quite spoils his fun…
Could the bitch not at least have got cross?
Sunday roast
“Gosh! This bondage thing’s fun!” she admitted.
“I feel quite sluttish!” she tittered…
“Hog-tied, fucked both ends
By yourself and your friends…
Like a damn chicken, trussed up and spitted!”