Marathon

“Fucking hell!” she cried. “Give me a break!
I’m worn out! my cunt hurts and I ache!
It’s been… what… like an hour?
Let’s go take a shower…
Fuck later some more, for god’s sake!”

Cheek

Cheeky bloke! She’d said yes to a quickie…
She’d thought he was taking the mickey…
Some sort of malarkey…
She’d said “What’s bukkake?”
Well yuck! Now she knows! Fuckin’ sticky!

Nice

At the party she’d seemed la-di-da,
But next morning, in T shirt, no bra,
While she scrambled his eggs,
Semen crusting her legs,
She seemed… sort of… just nice! There you are!