Limbo

The poor girl, she had no way of knowing,
With all of his to-ing and fro-ing,
(Obtuse bloody men!)
If he’d fuck her, or when…
Her seduction a matter ongoing!

Baa

If a girl were a slut which I am,
(And enjoy it, and don’t give a damn),
I’d fuck heaps while I’m young…
If I’m gonna be hung,
Better hung as a sheep than a lamb!

Game

She’d been strung up, whipped, tickled and caned,
Fucked and buggered, left totally drained…
All, of course, just a game,
But the way that she came
Was decidedly not the least feigned!

Whim

There’s this guy who works out at her gym,
Whom she flirted with, just on a whim…
Which he took the wrong way,
So then… what could she say?
If she did want a fuck, she’d fuck him!