She climbs in through the window, heart leaping,
Her parents, she’s praying, still sleeping…
Soft giggle, a grunt,
The sill pressed on her cunt,
From which somebody’s semen is seeping.
Month: January 2020
Oh Christmas tree
Bloody Christmas Eve night, of all nights!
Naked, tied up with damn twinkling lights!
Frosted hair, frosted thatch,
Candy cane up her snatch…
Silly season has just reached new heights!
How, she still doesn’t quite understand,
Does she find herself candles in hand,
Bloody star on her head,
Tinsel, silver, green, red…
And her feet in a bucket of sand?
“Want to do something special?” he’d said.
She’d said “Sure.” But look where it’s led!
Now he’s pulled out the stick,
And his candy-striped dick’s
Being pushed up her pussy instead!
Dream lover
All his sneaky, nefarious schemes
Came to nothing at last, so it seems.
When he leeringly said
“Well, my girl, time for bed!”
She replied “Fuck off, jerk! In your dreams!”
Liquor’s quicker
She leaned close, lovely tits falling out,
Bleary-eyed, she slurred “C’mon, your shout!”
(Nudge, nudge, wink, pregnant pause),
“One more drink, and I’m yours!”
Sex and booze! That’s what life’s all about!