Epiphany

She thought “Yep, I’m beyond overweight…
Floppy tits, the big belly… not great!
All this fat! To be blunt,
Hard to find my damn cunt!
Little wonder I can’t get a date!”

Kinky

His cock’s weird… she’s seen quite a few…
Bent and twisted… but still worth a screw…
On her knees, on the floor…
The knob’s in… a bit more…
Ouch! The bloody thing’s gone in askew!

First date

Push-up bra, panties scraps of white lace,
She’ll at least let him get to first base,
Maybe feel her tits…
Pussy damp, where she sits,
She thinks “Yeah, fuck me too… watch this space!”