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Month: October 2018

The house-keeper

A cold fish? Or just dull? Man or mouse?
Still she’d snare him, feign love, be his spouse.
He’d fall into her arms,
Fool… succumb to her charms!
And he came with a very nice house.

Author petePosted on October 15, 2018April 19, 2019Categories AOTags gold-digger, limerick, marriage, seduction

On thin ice

In her tight blouse and hot little skirt,
If she wants to be cheeky and flirt,
Be a prick-tease, in fact,
Well… it might be an act,
But then… one little fuck wouldn’t hurt!

Author petePosted on October 15, 2018April 19, 2019Categories AOTags fuck, limerick, prick-tease

An honest mistake

“Me? A virgin? You’re kidding!” she bluffed.
“Check my pussy! Dog-eared and scuffed!”
She was lying, he guessed,
(As she later confessed),
But by then, she’d already been stuffed!

Author petePosted on October 14, 2018April 19, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, pussy, stuffed, virgin

The cuckold

His wife’s favours, with which she was sparing,
He relished , when offered, past caring,
‘Twixt passion and gloom,
Never thinking with whom
Her soft breasts, her warm cunt, he was sharing.

Author petePosted on October 14, 2018April 19, 2019Categories AOTags breasts, cuckold, cunt, limerck

An awkward position

He said “Miss, would you please be so kind…?
Just roll over… I want you behind…
Not your pussy, my dear…
The other, I fear.
I hope you don’t very much mind!”

Author petePosted on October 14, 2018April 19, 2019Categories AOTags anal sex, consent, limerick, pussy

Small mercy

“Well,” she thought. “That was rather distressing!”
Whilst wiping her pussy, and dressing.
“Damn lecherous beast!
He came quickly, at least,
Barely in me! That’s some sort of blessing!”

Author petePosted on October 14, 2018April 19, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, premature ejaculation, pussy, rape

Self-help

Finger-fucking her tight little slit…
Two! Three! Four! She gasps! God! They all fit!
Now she’s making a fist!
Plunge it in to the wrist…
Though it’s like her poor pussy will split!

Author petePosted on October 14, 2018April 19, 2019Categories AOTags female masturbation, finger fucking, fisting, limerick, pussy, self-fisting, slit

Mateship

His best mate got the girl, to his sorrow,
But said “Tough luck, mate! You can borrow!
Mates share stuff! Alright!
So, I’ll fuck her tonight,
And I’ll lend her to you then, tomorrow!”

Author petePosted on October 14, 2018April 19, 2019Categories AOTags fuck, limerick, mateship

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