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Month: March 2017

The best of times, the worst of times

In the chaos and civil unrest,
She was found one day, dazed and undressed,
How, she couldn’t explain,
Being screwed, in a lane,
By a stranger, in fact, she confessed.

Author petePosted on March 31, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags anonymous sex, limerick, undressed

Inappropriateness

Her angelic face, dark eyes that smoulder;
Each passing week, seemingly bolder!
Not quite so naive
As one might well believe;
Heaven help the poor boys when she’s older!

Author petePosted on March 30, 2017July 16, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, naive, precocious, smouldering eyes

Running the gauntlet

The damn boys at her school! They’re all shockers!
They hang in the hall, by the lockers,
And point and guffaw…
So damn hard to ignore,
Saying crude things about her big knockers!

Author petePosted on March 29, 2017July 16, 2024Categories PGTags big knockers, big tits, knockers, limerick, schoolboys, schoolgirl

The path of least resistance

All the arguing, tears and stress;
So much easier just to say yes!
Hesitate, just for form,
To conform to the norm,
And then grab his damn cock and undress!

Author petePosted on March 29, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags cock, consent, limerick, undress

Putting her money where her mouth is

Did he need to be bloody invited?
Blow job? She’d have been damn delighted!
But no. Stand in line.
Just a fuck would be fine,
If her love must remain unrequited.

Author petePosted on March 29, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags blow job, fuck, limerick, love, unrequited love

Skewed logic

“I’m a virgin,” she whispered demurely.
Kissing could not hurt though, surely?
Touching her, there?
She, in fact, didn’t care
If he finished up fucking her, screwily.

Author petePosted on March 28, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags consent, fucking, kissing, limerick, virgin

The truth about Helen of Troy

“Oh my God, Paris darling!” sighed Helen.
“Your cock! You must cum by the gallon!
I want it, of course!
My own big Trojan horse!
I don’t care if I split like a melon!”

Author petePosted on March 27, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags big cock, cock, cum, Greek mythology, Helen of troy, hung like a horse, limerick, Paris

Ethereal

She was sylph-like, long limbed, little-titted,
Wore gossamer garb, as befitted
A creature so rare,
Barely stirring the air
In the rooms of men through which she flitted.

Author petePosted on March 25, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags elfin, limerick, little tits, sylph

Value added

Fifty bucks for a fuck. Damn good value!
Not young, but still hot, let me tell you!
She said “Ten bucks more
Gets you in my back door!
Not, of course, that I’d try to upsell you.”

Author petePosted on March 23, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags anal, back door, fuck, limerick, prostitute, prostitution

Freelance

Not the best root he’s had, but a tryer;
No pro, just for casual hire.
Nice body, great boobs,
Bouncy arse and shaved pubes…
Pretty much all a man could desire!

Author petePosted on March 23, 2017February 6, 2020Categories AOTags arse, boobs, limerick, prostitution, pubes, root, shaved pubes

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